Why not? They're people too.

You're a spambot. I'm not answering spambots.

The cardboard would be very nice. Make things much easier, and I could be a legitimate superhero.
However, the wood-to-eggs thing would be great for a snack.

I picked it for a racing game ages ago, people shortened it, and I added suffixes to the shortened form.

Didn't I just answer all these?

MT forums and twitter.
Blame kender.
I don't think we've 'met', per se. We were part of the same community, before the mods shot it.
No.

I don't believe in deities.

Pros: IMMORTALITY. Duh. You live FOREVER. For-fucking-ever. How cool is that? You're in it for the long haul!
Cons: You're stuck with humans forever. At least, until you find an alternative, or a way to wipe the buggers out.

Very. The human body is really badly designed, joints are all wrong for being upright, and the back is a REALLY bad design.
Personally, I'd take a reworking of major joints, and a flash drive for reliable memory and access to files. Maybe a built-in HUD as well.

What? One question at once! Games of which era? Current? Last few years? Which platforms? TOO MANY QUESTIONS CAN'T COUNT THAT MANY GAMES ARRRRGH

Steam (by choice), rockstar social club (mandatory), games for windows live (mandatory, but I had an MSN/hotmail account anyway), and soon to be xbox live. Not sure if EVE counts. Or minecraft.
A lot.
Lots.
A few.
Too damn many on steam; bought them in the xmas sale, didn't have time to play them yet. I was mostly stocking up for my next period of unemployment.
Lots.
One or two?
A bunch. I loves free games.
Three or four, not sure.

I vant oorange. It geeve me lemon-lime. Ze maintenance man eez messing vith me.

I don't read comics, generally. Too short, too expensive for the content, too badly laid out, and too reliant on having read EVERY OTHER COMIC EVAR.

Game of the moment: EVE, with GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony coming in second.
Of all time: Deus Ex.

With a sword in his hand, screaming bloody vengeance as he defends his home.

On formspring? Bugging people I know.

Luc says he last saw her in new york. He was gonna get an autograph, but he was distracted by a mugging, and she was gone by the time he'd finished stopping it and stuffing the culprits into a mailbox, addressed to the nearest police station.

Stars are balls of fusing hydrogen, that'd kinda be deadly.
Moonbeams don't exist; it's merely sunlight reflected off the bright surface.
Naturally. My situation sucks.
No. I like my limbs the way they are. And I'm a poor swimmer.

SCIENCE!

After about 30 hours or so, I start to pass out for short periods. So, about 30 hours without unconciousness.

Something retail. I buy materials, I make stuff, I sell it. Given 'money to start a new business' in such a vague term, I'd be able to try multiple approaches until I found what worked.
I've sold shit before, I can make stuff, and it'd beat the hell out of a regular job. No boss to answer to, no management, no uniform.