What "headcanon"? Save the Katy Perry feud and the serial killer thing, everything we've said about Ke$ha is true.
As far as we know. The big leap of faith that I make is that almost everything she says is tongue-in-cheek to varying degrees, and in any case, Ke$ha is a pretty unreliable narrator. Her own memory is unreliable due to human error. Who knows what's really true?
