My name isn't Saturday Mornings, Formspring

I just remembered about formspring today and now I hear it's closing down, life is hard

The women I'm trying to have sex with

neither thanks but lovely question still xoxo<3

I'm not, I'm completely unique and fantastic in my own right. JEEZ

Keep it in the bank so I could pay off phone bills and stuff without going over my overdraft.

That, or buy a couple hundred freddos.

Is it bad that Peter's answer made me gag a little.
"Hey little lady. I've got your teddy bear riiiight here."


Also yes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06SCew3LI2n

http://ctrlv.in/24546 :3

Etiquette is essential to modern day stuff. I dunno really, you can just tell. I do, such as making jokes about another person because they were extremely rude to my friend. Standing up for people is mild mannered don'tchaknow

I got in trouble for being racist when I was 8, without knowing I was being racist
Y'know progression of adjectives? Good better best, nice nicer nicest, etc
I had to do that in class for "Ugly" and what I wrote was this;

"The Eiffel Tower is ugly because of the way the bars are put together
Broccoli is uglier because of how it looks and tastes
Maria is ugliest because she is black"

The teacher pulled me out of assembly the next day to tell me all about racism

A tiger onesie

Laugh because it's the camera on their iPad and they look like a dork.

PIN DICK

Who the fuck is one direction and why the fuck are they famous

yeah, I said it

Omg moose who cares

I like being snuggled up in blankets but I end up throwing them on the other person in the end 'cause I know otherwise they'll get cold lolol

No because I don't like mustard but I've had it in sandwiches and it's okay there I guess

I actually thought that was @vuilgebooste to start with (sry)

She's a'ight to talk to I suppose, looks okay at times, writes me letters and shit y'know that sort of deal
She lives far away, doesn't believe what I say and smells really bad.