Especially no, Oil Slick.

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    1. Shockwave
      Shockwav 9 Mar 11

      Random Sam says something important: I has no pie. Give him some pie. Right away.

      No, I refuse.

    2. Shockwave
      Shockwav 9 Mar 11

      http://www.ellensama.com/transoekaki/pictures/OP_5269.png

      This is hideous.

    3. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to YourLeader 9 Mar 11

      If you follow me, then I know you think I'm more entertaining than that bucket. Therefore, I demand a sound-off. Who is following me?

      I follow you to monitor your activities.

    4. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to LordandLeader 9 Mar 11

      Attention all; I am curious as to who is following me, and I would also like to send out a reminder that no matter what, I loathe you all and look forward to exterminating those that stand in my way.

      I follow you to the ends of the universe, My Liege.

    5. Shockwave
      Shockwav 9 Mar 11

      Where's the most embarrassing place your cell phone has ever gone off?

      Announcing Formspring SMS

      We do not carry such obsolete devices.

    6. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

      Nothing is stronger than Lord Megatron.

    7. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      The zombies smilled and started to eat the three hippies alive, drinking all of their blood, eating the bones and licking the skin. They only left intact the meat, because it is sin.

      Very illogical. Begone.

    8. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to Formspring 7 Mar 11

      What's one thing that most people don't know about you?

      Formspring Question of the Day

      I could tell you, but then I would have to offline you.

    9. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      It instantly dissolved, exposing his bae bones, that were quickly eaten by passing starving pitbulls. They attacked Skeeter without mercy, opening his chest and devouring his innards.

      This makes absolutely no sense.

    10. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      It felt on the sludge before Diana came and it was going to die. But Wonder Woman saved it when she fell on the sludge, giving a new life to the butterfly that emerges from her now, and flies aways in a magnificent ballet of hope and lust.

      What?

    11. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      Yes...you know what happened. The torrential rain took away the poop ladybug.

      And quite illogical.

    12. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      Suck a soft and redful hair, it is like a cotton field full of love and desire.

      This already sounds rather unpleasant.

    13. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      ╬Ծ_Ծ

      Don't look at me like that.

    14. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to SwindleCo 7 Mar 11

      Shockwave old pal. Just letting you know, but I am charging your account for one of Oilslick's orders. He said you owed him. That will be 3000 credits. Taken straight from your account.

      ...what!?

    15. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      *Hurls an entire restaurant at you!*

      That's strange, this was asked two weeks ago but I have yet to receive an entire restaurant thrown at me. Oh well, I'm certain it will arrive eventually.

    16. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      Ever had an OOC moment?

      No, I cannot say that I have.

    17. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to Schlankwald 7 Mar 11

      I'm back! I'm a moose! 8D

      I can see that.

    18. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      parabolm, orfici?

      With your spelling, yes.

    19. Shockwave
      Shockwav responded to PlanetEater 7 Mar 11

      BAMBI, DID YOU CRY WHEN YOUR MOMMY GOT SHOT?

      ...oh, how clever. Deer jokes.

    20. Shockwave
      Shockwav 7 Mar 11

      YOU ONE EYED SNAKE

      I am not a snake, I am a Decepticon and a tank.

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