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Extroverted, so much so that some people think I'm putting it on.
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Ginger, perfect for dunking in coffee.
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My voice, my brain, my smile.
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Far, FAR too many to count.
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Entirely depends on what's woken me up.
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Early, and depending on how it goes, either the first or the last one to leave.
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"You can't stay. By the time I come out, you'll be dead." "Two suits IS dead!"
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I'm 5' 10". I'd quite like to be 6' tall really, but I'll do.
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Me. No, I jest - all the stupid tidying up that I haven't felt well enough to do all week.
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Nothing, really. At the moment I'm mostly driven by random factors.
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Moo. Moo. I shall destroy you all, starting with the lactose-intolerant. Moo. Moo.
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Sadly, Tesco's.
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I only actively watch sport and Dr Who nowadays. Everything else is just background.
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A vampire. You can't really talk to a zombie.
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The glass is empty because I drank what was in it and I'm going back for a refill. Can I get you anything while I'm up?
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I was woken up by the 5.2 magnitude Lincolnshire earthquake in 2008. Not very strong compared to what you get elsewhere but huge by UK standards.
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No - it's too expensive to get ESPN at the moment.
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Chicken tikka.
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Dan Howell’s Bio
Bald. Chubby. Bisexual. Unemployed. Hopeful.






















































