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    1. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 26 May 10

      So, how'd you sleep? Any wet dreams about me?

      You, uh, know I'm not a dude, yes?

    2. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 26 May 10

      http://jezebel.com/5548019/six-degrees-of-john-mayers-penis Have you seen the 6 degrees of John Mayers Penis yet? A handy list of everyone to avoid...

      Fuck. I'm connected to John Mayer. Details are not important. FUCKFUCKFUCK.

    3. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      You need clues? Well then maybe i need more clues too. It's a two way street. Except if you give a little, then you"ll get a lot. A lot of cock inside you.

      You did not deny your John Mayer-ness. Oh god. Also, OH MY.

    4. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      Knowing that I upset that whiney little brat with my comment earlier just makes me want to fuck you even more. And to answer your question, not Arizona... but closer than you would think.

      I need clues. Just to confirm, you are not John Mayer, correct?

    5. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      I think you are nicer than you act on here. So I'm gonna call you a fake.

      I don't really know what to say to that. I don't, you know, call fat receptionist that to her face, but that's because she is A FAT RECEPTIONIST and could murder me with fatness. But other than that, I'm me. Sorry?

    6. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      since I'm on 23, I don't think I can use cockold. I am now coining a new phrase, you have made me a ~cuckyoung~ and now I am sad.

      Hahaha!!! This? Made me laugh so hard that fat receptionist came to my office to see if I am "ok or whatever?". You know our love is ~forevers~.

    7. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      Excuse me, but I want to fuck you. Dirty fucking. The kind of fucking even your little dude who uses that ~ thing can't even think of. Let alone do. You need to stop thinking about a boy, and start fucking a man.

      I don't... I... Goodness. You don't happen to be in Arizona, do you?

    8. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      Just so you know, they weren't all dead on LOST. Everything that happened on the island was real ... just the alternate time line, presented on the last season, were they dead. Not askin' a question, just ~sayin~.

      Oh. Huh. Well, that's what I get for never watching the show. Except the last half hour, just to ruin it for people on Twitter.

    9. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      hey asshole, not everyone has cable. stop being a cunt.

      You HAVE read my twitter before, right? Being a cunt is kind of my thing. And, uh, ABC isn't on cable.

    10. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 25 May 10

      You know how you hate when people unfollow you on Twitter? Well, you ruined LOST for a lot of followers who watch the show and haven't seen the last episode. Bye.

      Oh. Wasn't the final episode a REALLY BIG DEAL? I thought real fans, you know, ~watched~ it. Oops. Also, you should have totally called me out on twitter. I would have told you I was sorry. ... and that they were all dead.

    11. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 20 May 10

      that person need to take our relationship ~par example~. oh yeah, that was french. just for you baby. the french and cock are all yours. everything else, no. that way were can ~never be cheaters~

      We are ~special~ and if we did cheat? It would probably... I don't know. Cure global warming. And herpes.

    12. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 20 May 10

      Is it cheating if I get an Internet sexing friend? I'm married but what with the kids and jobs and such, just not getting enough fun time with the wife

      Here's the thing. I kind of don't think it is. Now, if you're both on webcams and are doing naughty things, that miiiight be crossing a line (ok, it is), but if you're just e-mailing or IMing, I'm kind of alright with it. There need to be rules, though. You and your sexing friend need to know what's up. She can't think it's more than it is and neither can you. You can't get clingy, you can't give away personal information. Get an ~alias~ and don't talk about your real life. Have fun and keep me updated!

    13. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 20 May 10

      Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink

      I... don't know what this is, but I would TOTALLY drink it.

    14. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      close?

      At 10:31pm, I certainly was.

    15. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      masturbating.

      .... oh.

    16. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      wouldnt it explain so much if i wasnt real though? like how im always ~everywhere~.

      Ok, fine. What were ~we~ doing last night at 10:31pm?

    17. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      WHY DID SOMEONE USE MY ~ AND ALSO COMPARE YOU TO LOST? NOW IM CAPSLOCKED BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITHOUT USING MY COCK. YOURE NOT LIKE LOST. I DONT WANT TO FUCK LOST. I WANT TO ~SEXFUCK~ YOU.

      If I didn't know you were a real person, I would totally think I had made you up. Our sex tapes will prove that we are both very, very real, though.

    18. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      Hate? Yes. You're like an episode of LOST. Question, question, answer, question. Y so ~mysterious~?

      Hmm. Ok, well, I guess I don't TRY to be overly mysterious, it just happens. And, like, Lost (is it "LOST"? I didn't know that.) is all going to be explained, right? Maybe one day I, too, will have a 5 hour Sunday night special on ABC.

    19. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      I have a love/hate relationship with you... you're so mysterious. What gives?

      Hate? Really? This is interesting! Please give me more details and I'll tell you more about the ~mystery~.

    20. Jenn Margaret
      ShenaniganJenn 19 May 10

      i know baby, im sorry i have been rather ~aloof~ as of late. i have been super busy with works. youre not the only one that keeps their professionalism separate from the webternet. just, not all of us are as ~fuckable~ about it.

      I HAVE NEVER WANTED YOU MORE.

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