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    1. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to GoddessFarore 26 May 12

      Why must women go for the "bad boys"? I don't understand it. [2]

      Bigger dicks.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to PissedLink 15 May 12

      What do you REALLY think Biggoron wants those eye drops for?

      Lubricant. But we all know that's banned.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 14 May 12

      Is Ghirahim's make-up made of cum? [2]

      JIZZ LIPS

    4. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 14 May 12

      Do you have any fetishes?

      I lost count of them.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 14 May 12

      Who wants to smell my fart?

      Depends on how close I can get to your butt.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 14 May 12

      What turns you on? [3]

      Lube sprinklers. But they've been banned.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to SkyloftLink 14 May 12

      If you had to come up with a horrible nickname for Ghirahim, what would it be?

      Deborah McFart

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 14 May 12

      How important is sex to you?

      Slightly more important than air.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to SwordSpiritFi 14 May 12

      Why does Ghirahim insist on telling the entire world about our sexual relations? [8]

      Don't make him stop, it lets me know when to send out the Sheikah cams.

    10. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 13 May 12

      Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfil someday... [3]

      I would /love/ to piledrive a redead that's singing opera to me while I do a crossword puzzle. Sadly, redeads need lubricant and we know the verdict on that.

    11. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to SSZellie 13 May 12

      Who does NOT want to see Ghirahim and Fi have sex? [5]

      My porno business's competitors.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to DemonGhirahim 13 May 12

      Who did you lose your virginity to? Unless if your Link, then just delete this question from your inbox.

      My nanny

    13. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to TrolLink 13 May 12

      How deep is your vagina?

      /IF/ I had a vagina, it would be deep enough to go spelunking in.

    14. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to DemonGhirahim 13 May 12

      Why are women so hormonal?! [4]

      Fuck if I know. Learn to manipulate hormones for maximum punani!

    15. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to JonnyDude 9 May 12

      How long IS your dick anyway?

      24" so far. Upgrading to 28" soon.

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      SheikFTMsPenis responded to SkywardImpa 9 May 12

      Why do you people insist the Hero and I have some sort of fling together?! [2]

      They jelly of our relationship Snoogie Bear!

    17. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to SkywardImpa 18 Apr 12

      Why haven't we gotten it on lately. I demand to know why you aren't in my bed right now.

      I may not be on your bed. But I am under it.

    18. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to Alphakirby 11 Apr 12

      How are you liking the Viridi v Palutena catfight so far?

      I find it to be pure distilled sex in a jar and it pleases me greatly.

    19. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis responded to DatGamma 21 Mar 12

      How'd you become a man all of a sudden?

      Various hormones and roids.

    20. SheikFTM's Platinum Diamond Ribbed 22 Inch Penis
      SheikFTMsPenis 21 Mar 12

      You sound like a mating tortoise during intercourse. Why.

      Because it's a sexy noise to make. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUN0zGUU4Q

      Play

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