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      ShazamChi responded to Formspring 30 Mar

      Since I'll die b/f I see any of the stupidity that is Twilight, and the costumes in Hunger Games look cool, Hunger Games.

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      Sure there are. If you look at Twitter you can see I've posted quite a few there. You can also look through my blog, Random Rim Jobs (http://randomrimjobs.com).

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      I'm glad you like RRJ. You, too, can be adventurous: just go for it (with safety precautions, of course). The reason the stories on Random Rim Jobs are not sequential is because I write them as I remember them. My mind doesn't remember things in chronological order, it remembers them somewhat randomly. I'll hear a song that reminds me of something and then I realize there's a whole, potentially interesting, story there and I write it. I'm not sure what you mean by following without interruption. All the diary stuff is dated, I worked at Q's soon after that, then I went to university, then I moved to San Francisco, where I lived for 11 years, and now I'm in Chicago. The tags I put on everything can help a bit in arranging the stories into a whole you can wrap your head around.

      I haven't been keeping up with the "blogger court case," but considering there was a ruling that the "losing" party was going to appeal, it is not likely that anything has happened. The wheels of justice move very, very slowly, and it can take a long-ass time for appeals and such. To give you an idea, look at the pace of the same-sex marriage thing in California. Prop 8 passed in November 2008. It has now been through several levels of appeals and the 9th Circuit just confirmed the lower court's ruling of unconstitutionality in February of this year.

      I'll keep writing. Thank you.

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      Looked it up. The judge ruled in the TechnoBuffalo case that the site in question was not a "news organization" and so was not afforded the rights under journalists' source shielding laws, so they had to reveal their sources. The case is being appealed so it is hardly a done deal.
      I'm not only a blogger, but I am also a lawyer, so I will give the usual attorney's response: it depends. Some bloggers and blogs do operate in much the same way as traditional journalists – e.g., Huffington Post – in that they check their sources and so on. But to be fair, most blogs are at best opinion pieces and at worst ill-informed, ignorant libel.
      There cannot be a black-and-white rule, at least not at this time. Blogger organizations that hold members up to certain rules and standards may someday be as respected as journalists, but we're not there yet.
      I certainly don't consider my blog to be journalistic in any way. It's all my opinion, which deserves only as much respect as anyone else's opinion, keeping in mind that while I am well-educated, I am not particularly well-informed.
      Finally, I can't help but correct you, since that's what I do. There is no reason for "blogger(s)" or "journalist" or "reporter" to be capitalized in your question.

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      You make me worried for my safety, where can I obtain a valid restraining order?

    9. Shazam

      I got the t-shirt through T-Shirt Hell; you, too, can have one. When I wear the shirt in public I get a lot of double takes and then sly grins. No one has ever offered to swallow me, and frankly, I don't know what the fuck that would mean.

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      Couldn't someone both not cook and not eat out? Anyway, I'm cooking. I've done the menu planning (southwest theme) and shopping, and I'm doing most of the preparing, but the Viking will be my very capable sous chef.

      It has snowed once so far this year. No snow on the ground yet.

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      Not in little green men or the anal probing type, but it is arrogant to think that out of the multiverse Earth is the only place with "intelligent" life.

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      It is absolutely worth it! $70 isn't all that much if figure cost per orgasm, of which there will be MANY. The Magic Wand plugs in so there's no worry of batteries running out or lack of power. The Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulator so if your girlfriend needs her clitoris involved for her to come she will definitely do so. The Magic Wand is simple: turn on, place on clit, come. There are plenty of other vibrators that are cheaper but they don't have as much power and/or they break. If the Magic Wand has too much power she can always use it with a damper – a pillow, blanket, a hand – to cut down on the stimulation. There are also plenty of vibrators that are more expensive and I've used plenty of them but none of them have made me come like the Magic Wand. One was very good but lasted just over the warranty period before it broke, others haven't had enough power. After many years I still use the Magic Wand on the low setting (there are only two, low and high) and it gives me PLENTY of stimulation and satisfaction. It does what the others don't, make me come consistently every time and for years running, and I bet it will for the gf as well. And don't feel like you'll be left out if the Magic Wand comes into your sex life; Magic Wand on the clit, cock/fingers/hand/toy in the pussy (not to mention the ass) means big, fun orgasms. And the Magic Wand can also stimulate you on your cock, balls, ass, or anywhere else you like being stimulated. Since the Magic Wand is a massager that means it can also help either of you out if you have sore muscles or back pain. So yeah, it's worth it.

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      A date with numbers all in a row is not a reason to celebrate. I got married on 9/9/99 and here I am divorced so look what relying on numbers lining up gets you.

    15. Shazam

      I thought a lot about the last meal question and even asked the Viking for advice (but he wasn't all that helpful). The beef short ribs are yummy! I look forward to making them now that the weather's cooled down. I can give you the recipe if you want.

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      Remind me not to get sentenced to death in Texas since last meals are no longer permitted there. Whatever I ate I'd be sure to eat a lot of it since it wouldn't have a chance to matter to my health. Haagen Dazs ice cream in dulce de leche or vanilla Swiss almond. There's a yummy slow cooked beef short rib dish I make that I absolutely love so I'd have some of that, over very buttery mashed potatoes of course. Some duck for sure. Crab. Lamb. Grilled veggies w/balsamic vinegar. A big, crunchy salad. Pork ribs. Dim sum. Thai food.

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      Stupid fuckwits in general. Green bell peppers. Flaky people. People who don't care for their pets properly. Idiots who LIKE reality tv. Reality tv. Uncomfortable situations. Pack rats, and their extreme cousins, hoarders. Mismatched sheets or towels. Sleeping on bare mattresses or pillows. Really, the list is nearly endless.

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      I don't have sex-related regrets. If the sex was bad then I learned what I didn't like.

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      Frilly apron and nothing else, but mostly nothing. I don't prefer to be naked, I prefer to be comfortable.

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