I do this 'cause it makes me laugh. So, go crazy.
What 2013 tour date will you see 1D? (1DHQx) 
More like tour DATES! There's four concerts near our headquarters! We'll be 'Up All Night' for them.
What do you think would happen if apes took over? #apeswillrise
people would mistake me for a monkey.
You can invite anyone to your party. Who's on the guest list?
Jack White. Meg White.
The Mars Volta.
You Me and Apollo.
Tegan and Sara.
The Black Keys.
Ra Ra Riot.
Iron and Wine.
And anyone else who wants to come.
Hello jessssica. I was wondering if you could tell us the story behind red being your old favorite color, now that it's not your favorite color anymore. You said something about it in your 50 things video (:
Well! It's actually pretty silly. Haha in like, 2nd or 3rd grade I had a crush on a boy named Cole and I wanted to be his girlfriend sooo badddd, and one day I found out his favorite color was red so I wore red all that week and then he talked to me by the end of the week and we became little elementary bf & gf. Hahaha but now that I've grown up I like it because it represents a lot of meaningful things like love, passion, power, danger, anger..a lot of things. But yeah. That's the original story haha :)
What's the funniest joke you know?
A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'
The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'
At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
Hahahahahaha I literally just looked up "panda joke" on google and this was the first one. Pretty funny, I'd say.