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      I'm really looking forward to KoRn's Path To Totality and Megadeth's TH1RT3EN albums coming out soon.
      KoRn
      Get Up (feat. Skrillex)
      The Path To Totality
      RoadRunner Records - Set for a December 6th release.
      http://youtu.be/cK8YSsjIaDs?hd=1
      ]V[EGADET]-[
      Public Enemy No. 1
      TH1RT3EN
      RoadRunner Records - Set for a November 1st release.
      http://youtu.be/YKtfp-Dxmn0?hd=1

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      lol Not long. Lust and gluttony are predominant in my sexual encounter. I like what I see, and if I can get my hands on someone, I'm sure as hell going to get as much for myself as soon as possible.

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      I was just at Walmart tonight, going clothes shopping. I wanted clothes that would be less redundant and plain, in effect being more attention grabbing, because those would open up more social opportunities out in public.
      Is this a valid hypothesis? Sure it is.
      I remember I bought a Jack Skellington shirt from Hot Topic, and it grabbed a complete stranger's attention.
      Back in late July, I was at Zombies Bar & Live Music Venue when I desperately needed to get out of the house. I stayed at the bar the whole night, nursing ice cold water bottles (I'm straightedge and under legal drinking age anyway :P), listening to the metal jukebox and watching movies on their many TV screens. One scene in Redsin Tower, some girl was getting stripped and raped by a ghost it seemed, which was a natural (albeit unconventional) icebreaker, resulting in everybody making comments to one another about what they just saw.
      Once the dust settled, this girl suddenly takes notice that I'm wearing a Jack Skellington shirt, and she's such a big fan of Nightmare Before Christmas that she has several tattoos in dedication, which she happily revealed. She soon introduces me to her boyfriend and fellow lady. The floodgate has opened, and throughout the rest of the night, we're just shooting the shit freely and living it up. They offered me drinks (which I respectfully declined), guaranteed friendly perks and had me sold by the end of the night. I even got to watch the two girls hook up. Unfortunately I missed out on the epic after party they teased onlookers with. Sick blue balls.
      Wow, this quickly lost track.
      Anyway, that one t-shirt opened up a brilliant window of opportunity that I seized and capitalized on. It opened doors for more social opportunities that I'm still reaping. Jack Skellington wedged me a bit out of the rut I've been stuck in.
      Money doesn't buy you happiness, but what you can do is distinguish what money can buy you that can actually make some kind of improvement in your life, if you're wise enough.

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      1) Slipknot/Stone Sour's Corey Taylor
      2) Machine Head's Robb Flynn
      3) AFI's Davey Havok

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      1 person, and I'm not too proud of it. In fact, I'd love to wipe that blight from my resume.

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      I've had experience, but simply not enough to be confident in my abilities. Shit, how does ANYBODY figure it out except to jump into it and hope for the best? Can somebody tell me?

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      Some girl.
      You really think I'd blow up their spot here on Facebook/Formspring?
      That would bring the awkward level to 11.

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      I look unshaven, while my hair is unkempt and slightly greasing from not washing it for a few days. Well, it's too late for that.

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      Of course, like all my questions I ask, this is based on something going on in my life at the time. And if you know me, you' know this is quite a story.
      I was at San Antonio College, waiting in line to sort out my registration. There was a girl standing in front of me, and I was just enthralled with her looks. Everything about her had a refined, polished look that I envy and find incredibly sexy. She looked like she smelt lovely, so I caved in to the temptation. I smelled her. I was taking pulls off her scent and blowing away from her like she was a cigarette, relishing every second.
      The line moved on, we did our business, never made contact and went our separate ways. #AndNotASingleFuckWasGiven

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      Music, pro-wrestling, reading, writing, movies/TV, pornography, current events, history.

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