Let me go ask Joe, my... umm... newly discovered identical twin brother.

I occasionally watch them. They can be fun. I particularly like "Silverado." If you want the "Old School" shows, "Big Jake" is pretty good. And yes, I do enjoy "Man With No Name" in "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly".

Definitely turn wood into eggs. Why? 1) I will never go hungry. 2)I will be able to egg houses with their own structural supports. 3)Women don't wear cardboard.

You mean Ceiling Cat isn't obvious?

Didn't we meet through the MT forums? Beyond that, I don't recall anything further.

All are single player by and large, though Portal 2 and Civ V have multiplayer options I have yet to use. As to a favorite? I enjoy them all a great deal. It would be hard to choose. I play Civ V the most often, but only because it is easiest to jump into and out of owing to a lack of a narrative. I'd recommend any of them to those who enjoy the genres they come from.

Gaming networks? Steam is the only one I'm on. I have five games there, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2, Episode 1, Portal, Portal 2, and Civ V.Of them, the only I have not beaten is Half-Life 2 Episode 1, which I have yet to play. It's on my to do list. I have purchased all five.

They go well with Reeces.

Oh dear god I have no idea. I routinely go through my bookmarks and either erase them altogether or transfer them to a "link list" e-mail I use for important ones.

That I'm broke.

Neither. I keep the coins around for use in things like snack machines.

You're making me think too much. I have been considering paring things back. I'd probably lose about 20% of who I currently follow if I did...

Toss him over the side and let him sink or swim.

Try to sleep. But he tends to be a bit of a butt, so it doesn't always work. Good thing I like him...

Getting out of bed.

Yes, but then he'll make a mess of the kitchen attempting to cook dinner, and have to refill it.

I already have a kitty in my lap, apparently, so I would probably suffer clawing and biting. This is not a good thing.

It is a question, the purpose of which is to elicit information regarding the intent of the word and phrases therein.

Everyone has already given the answer I want to give. So instead I will say "Keep it from the mouse next to the keyboard."

Beats the hell out of me. I'll ask the party cleric just before I molest her. ... Which does answer which of the nine circles of hell I'm headed for...