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    1. John
      SexyPantsPhD 24 Dec 10

      LOL!! Is that you in the background of this pic?? tinyurl.com/33lwsby

      SOUNDS UNLIKELY GIVEN THAT THAT IS NOT A PIC

    2. John
      SexyPantsPhD 13 Dec 10

      What do you think of obama after reading THIS? tinyurl.com/33lwsby

      I think he lives in a world where spambots try to get you to complete surveys by saying it's about him.

    3. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to FengharTheNord 16 Aug 10

      D'awwwwwwwwthisisn'taquestion

      I know.

      I know.

    4. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to FengharTheNord 16 Aug 10

      do you hate me john? :(

      What? No

      Why would I hate you? If I ever get airfare I'm coming to give you a hug.

    5. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to LordOldrac 10 Aug 10

      If you don't want that fudge, can I have it?

      NO I WANT IT NOW

    6. John
      SexyPantsPhD 10 Aug 10

      Fudge fudge fudge, fudge fudge. It is delicious, is it not?

      a fuck

      you

    7. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to ALEXIAFUKAA 9 Aug 10

      FUDGE

      WHO ARE YOU

      WHO ARE YOU TO SAY FUDGE TO ME

    8. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to LordOldrac 7 Aug 10

      Was that how you finished your essay about the water cycle?

      I think that the people who most need to know about Obama are not the people teaching our children, but the people making sure that the people teaching our children are doing a good job.

    9. John
      SexyPantsPhD 5 Aug 10

      Five minutes left. Finish your essay now.

      Oh shit uh.

      In conclusion I believe that the results show everything to be in accordance with my previous point that Obama hates whites.

    10. John
      SexyPantsPhD 25 Jul 10

      Okay it turns out the very tiny ghost was actually just a very tiny mouse. The tiniest mouse. However because he is so tiny he has compensate for his minute size with acts of massive aggression. He's very mean and he's holding me and my family hostage.

      You can't reason with a mouse, but you can torture it until it gives up. You're going to need a beak so that you look like a bird, then eat the mouse with your beak, but don't swallow.

      Then sedate the mouse and place a small beak on the mouse. It will think it is a bird, and that will be very distressing for a mouse.

    11. John
      SexyPantsPhD 23 Jul 10

      I am being haunted by a very tiny ghost what do I do?

      You need a very tiny priest; I advise ordaining your penor..

    12. John
      SexyPantsPhD 23 Jul 10

      YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES LEFT ON THIS EARTH. WHAT DO YOU DO?

      oh god what

      Uh I guess I tell my parents about my script blog, also masturbate.

      And I think run.

    13. John
      SexyPantsPhD 19 Jul 10

      I knew you were beargod!

      Maybe you need to die.

    14. John
      SexyPantsPhD 18 Jul 10

      Rawr?

      RWAAARGHHHHHH

      I MUST CRUSH ALL IN MY PATH

      I mean I er... how nice to see you.

    15. John
      SexyPantsPhD 18 Jul 10

      So why are you a bear in disguise?

      I was a small bear, but I am a strong and tall human!

    16. John
      SexyPantsPhD 16 Jul 10

      Why do you have a fake PhD?

      BECAUSE MY WIFE TOOK MY REAL ONE

      thanks for bringing that up

    17. John
      SexyPantsPhD responded to BEARGOD 15 Jul 10

      WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO GET AWAY FROM A KLONDIKE POLAR BEAR?

      Blow a trucker.

    18. John
      SexyPantsPhD 15 Jul 10

      What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

      I would do nothing.

    19. John
      SexyPantsPhD 10 Jul 10

      You have failed to complete the required tasks. We shall be extracting payment shortly and painfully. You don't need thumbs, do you?

      You can have my middle finger. Well you can look at it.

    20. John
      SexyPantsPhD 6 Jul 10

      John, it is time. You know what to do. Payment will be wired shortly. You have 24 hours.

      Buy a new mic? Okay I'll do it on amazon.

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