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I'd love to be able to open my front door and see the ocean in front of me.
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Oh man, you and your trying to sound intelligent. You're acting as if I plan anything out at all. I really don't. Granted, I have been known to use humor and vulgarity to prove a point but I don't use them to deflect anything.
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Granted, I have a pretty sweet living arrangement my ultimate goal is to live on the beach and be able to open my front door and see the ocean.
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I hate children yet I'd like to give it a shot. I feel as if I could raise decent kids...that would probably hate me, lol. I know I'd do something to traumatize them at some point, lol.
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I aspire to be a good, honorable person. Nothing witty or funny about this. I aspire to be what I feel the world is horribly lacking.
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Playing on stage with an awesome band. Or your mom. Either/or.
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Each one of my fingers because each one of them have pleased your mother.
But in all seriousness, this is literally the hardest question I've had to answer on here. So yeah, here's a list of 10 things in no particular order.
1) The fact I can do musical things without sounding completely tone deaf.
2) My mechanical inclination. I can fix most things, or at least find a way to get it working again.
3) How well I can keep a straight face when I'm trolling.
4) How much I kick ass at games (video and otherwise).
5) I'm good at finding ways to exploit the rules.
6) I'm not completely stupid.
7) I'm not hideous.
8) I've got a pretty bitchin' car.
9) I can half-way cook.
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Since I'd die if I only drank alcohol I'll go with tea. I about do it with tea anyways.
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Haha, well thanks...and yeah, I don't have anything witty to say.
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I think I'd prefer to be Waldo. I could do all kinds of traveling and get into all kinds of shenanigans. I'd hope when they caught me they'd catch me doing something like dropping tons of acid while fighting a rhino.
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DANE COOK! HE'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! LOLOLOLOL!
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The Bible, lol. Depending on how you interpret this question and answer, I could either be considered a new-age disciple or God himself.
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Instead of answering this question I'm just going to answer a question that an actual person asked me but was mysteriously deleted. It was something along the lines of, "do you have any scars on your body and if so, how did you get them?"
I've got my share of scars (luckily only one is noticeable). I've got four on my head that I'm aware of from all the times I was a clumsy child. I have another one on my head and several on my arms/feet from being in an SUV that flipped over. I have a random one on my left leg that I forgot how it got there. I've got a couple from that damned oven at Subby's. There's still a decent amount on my left arm that were self inflicted from when I was a very unhappy teenager.
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Michael
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