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I did indeed.
I don't currently have any plans to tour, but if that changes, I will be running around the Internet with a megaphone, making sure that everybody is forewarned. -
I don't know, but you can bet your boots that if I settle on one, I won't be in it. :)
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I am possibly the worst person to ask. I just buy something for normal hair which is by a known brand and is (most importantly) on offer. I don't use any styling products because they make my hair feel awful and I like it to feel soft and silky.
There is only one thing that I always use. That's Paul Mitchell super skinny serum. -
I'm not. I don't watch much tv at all.
I do like Spooks though, but I've managed to miss that, so I'll have to have a look on iplayer. -
You should buy chocolate limes EVERY weekend. :)
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Are you Welsh? Surely it's the only explanation for your lack of vowels?
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"He says God sent him."
"On a fuckin' Suzuki?"
The Commitments -
It's a three way tie between Family Guy, The Inbetweeners and Wilfred.
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Bedknobs and broomsticks. In fact, nothing has changed :)
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You have two choices here.
1. Grab a babywipe or shove it under the tap yourself whilst telling him that you do that to everyone and yes, you're sure he is clean, but just in case...
2. Keep a blowtorch by the bed and after inspecting said love truncheon, light it up and tell him he's got ten seconds to get in the bathroom and sort it out or you'll cleanse it with fire.
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I find that the best bet is to distract him with fuzzy felt and then nip outside with a bucket and sponge and give it a wash for him. If you add baby oil to the water, it makes them all nice and shiny.
Don't forget to brush the mane and tail, obviously.
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The people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind.
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I was a stable groom. :)
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You were destined to ask me that question...
:)
Actually, I really don't know. Sometimes the sequence of events/coincidences makes one wonder if there is something to it. -
What a daft question. If you forced someone to fall in love with you, it would render that love absolutely meaningless.
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They're far too bitter and salty. Possibly the closest thing to nasty jizz. As opposed to nice jizz, which I actually like. Now I've confused myself. What was I saying again? *wanders off to put tights in the freezer*
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Olives. Bleugh!
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That depends. With the right person, a committed relationship would be great, but I'm not scared of being single. In fact, single is great. I date a lot of people in my working life, so I don't feel the need to run out and do that.
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Sheep worriers monthly
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Amanda’s Bio
A voluptuous, 30 something escort, living and working in the Highlands of Scotland.
