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STUPID BLOG! It's not supposed to do that and I didn't know... I think the Danite's hacked my blog and changed my settings. But I just went in and fixed it, so please comment away!
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I would tell them not to. I think all organized religion is scary, but being Mormon is a total time suck, paycheck suck and super guilt making machine. If you want community and kindess and a warm fuzzy feeling on Sunday go hang with the Universalist Unitarians. I don't attend, but methinks they are the shizz.
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I love you too, dear, faceless reader. :) I'm just fried and in a shitty mood. It's hard to be funny when I'm busy being The Hulk. I'll write soon, promise.
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He does! And actually, he set up the domain name and the wordpress template for me. He is totally supportive and amazing. And unshockable, obviously. :)
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Good question! I have two options when I see the missionaries coming:
1. If they look brazen and confident and potentially ready to preach to me I immediately do my best stripper interpretation. I look them straight in the eyes, stick out my bosoms and give them the dirtiest smile I can muster. THIS SENDS THEM RUNNING.
2. If they look sweet, or scared, or homesick I just give them a smile. If they muster the courage to say anything to me I immediately ask where they are from, ask if they are doing ok in the big city and tell them about my lil bro's mission.
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Nooo way, jose. I was so disappointed that coffee didn't taste as delicious as it smelled. My never Mormon grandmother let me try her coffee when I was about five years old and oh, how I agonized over it later!
I love my morning ritual around coffee- grind the beans, use my pretty mugs from Anthropologie and then sit in front of the computer drinking coffee until noon when I finally force myself to take a shower! -
Why yes! There was!! The beautiful and talented Olivia Newton John... http://tinyurl.com/24ngslx
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