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Judging people instead of actions. Even judging actions is sketchy, but it's pretty much a requirement for getting through everyday life. Judging people, OTOH, is counter-productive in every possible way. Blame this poem for the change: http://www.quietspaces.com/poemHanh.html
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Antepenultimate, because it's simultaneously obscure and damned useful.
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Sing it with me now.... "You take the high bridge and I'll take the low bridge and I'll be in creepy-Swamp-Thing land afore ye..."
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Let me answer your link with a link that is also about Amazonian plastic-eaters.
http://www.amazon.com/Mutant-59-Plastic-Eaters-Kit-Pedler/dp/0670496626 -
"Free", by Graffiti6. It's unreasonably catchy.
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Their editors clearly agree with the old adage, "It's better to titillate than never".
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You mistyped the options. You meant the options to be "Yes, or Hell Yes".
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Wireless. It's central to every Dick-Tracy-Wrist-Communicator piece of futuristic whizz-bang goodness. Email is only faster snail-mail, with the added benefit of potential data loss.
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One of their previous offers was for a high colonic. Consider that shark well and truly jumped.
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I ceiling what you did there.
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I like it. Often the question (or attached link) are more smile-worthy than any response could be.
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This was good for a full-on geekgasm:
http://lifehacker.com/5907028/sharemouse-controls-multiple-computers-with-a-single-keyboard-and-mouse-no-setup-required -
I'm Scott, and I'm a recovering Textaholic. It's been 3 years since my last text while driving.
Now I pull over at the next available safe spot and deal with the phone, if I'm alone in the car. -
You remember that time the train derailed and plowed through the orphanage right after the children had each been given a puppy?
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For my birthday I'm having them alternate sets with Rodrigo y Gabriella. (The lottery commission assures me that I'm bound to win by then.)
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Do post-workout aches count as injuries?
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I think that's the time when you're most likely to get lost.
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Having the ankle strength equivalent to thoroughly soaked tissue paper, I prefer quads.
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In the same way that scuba divers must slowly ascend from great depths, before I go back to listening to anything resembling music, I'll split the difference between that and her resignation song. I'm thinking Rebecca Black's "Friday" should do nicely.
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Apparently I do *not* remember 2006. People dressed up their vacuum cleaners?
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Scott Eldridge
Pinole, CA
Scott Eldridge’s Bio
Gradually becoming wise enough to realize what an idiot I am. Someday I hope to reach the extraordinary state of knowing how utterly ordinary I am.
