Do I stand up for myself and others and report people to the authorities when it's needed? Yes.

No. ...In fact, that picture was taken before I could drink. Possibly before I could vote. I was a teen heartthrob.

What?

Nope. I'm a married human.

Yes, please.

No, but that's neat.

Waaaaay out, in the water, see it swimmin'.

Gonna have to pass on that one.

No.

What?

Yes.

DUDE.

Mind. Blown.

I don't have a favorite scienti--JK IT'S GLaDOS.

And she was right. That's all you need to know.

I don't have one.

No. I suck at it and I hate things I'm bad at. I don't cope well with failure.

There isn't any evidence so far, but it's possible. I really hope there are other planets with life on them, though.

"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?" -Ellie Arroway, Contact

As for alien abductions and cattle mutilations and stuff, I don't. There are a lot of explanations that make more sense.

And to paraphase Carl Sagan again, these alien abduction stories are very similar to when (more) people used to believe in demons or spirits attacking and abducting people. It's like the modern version.

It's 11:11 right now. That is all.

EDIT: Actually, yes! I forgot. Some jerk stole my GPS when I was in Texas. I guess I must have left the rental car unlocked because I wasn't used to its locks or something, because fortunately the car was undamaged.

Yes. I wish I knew how to do it better.