A swift and triumphant return to the UK, possibly with bags full of cash

Single handedly enabling mankinds expansion to the stars, or...you know, writing i guess

The People

Whoever murdered him, then, is a clear amateur, unware of the most basic forensic techniques.

because it's to hard to catch badgers

Something involving deadly lasers

I think i need somebody to love, don't you want somebody to love? don't you need somebody to love? :D

Hell's Bells

Bots asking me questions! THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

Bike Riding! For hours! getting hopelessly lost and then finding our way home!

Duck Fat, Bullets, Dragon Eggs and Chocolate

Plastic, but that's cool, because my teeth are also plastic

Food. Or you, depending on how fast you run :D

See previous answer about the blues :D

Disney? Fantasia? most proberly, like some giantic LSD rollercoaster :D

Forfilled my life long fantasy of sleeping with a large predator infected with ebola. And was thoughful enough to pick up it a snack on the way home. It's name is Steve, he drove a bus.

Horny. Scared. Confused. And whose couch is this? WHERE IS MY LIVERS?

Drink, play games, masturbate furiously or set small children aflame.

That or read/write, or find some other way to occupy myself. Strangely enough meditation is something i'm trying to get my head around atm ;)

cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I want an ice cream snowball fight dammit. Or How to Train your Dragon! gotta bag me a nightfury!

this is no better. I choose death.