whats wrong with mayonnaise?

  • Sam Spratt

    The taste, the texture, the consistency, the smell, the jars it comes in, the quantity in which people use it, and how disgusting it looks when that person in line in front of you at subway asks for it and the subway sandwich maker squeezes it in thick viscous ribbons of nastiness all over the now ruined sandwich.

  • Sam Spratt

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