The quality of tweets is high because I try not yo rant every thing that goes through my head

I would put on some clothes, take a looooooonnnnng shower, go the hospital and confirm if anything happened. For all i know maybe we were both abducted by aliens and probed with our clothes stripped off then returned to earth !!!!

The would call my parents and thank them for raising me and other people that have played a vital part in my life i would like to spend the final hours just with jess listening to songs that mean a lot to us, maybe look at old photos, then Id break into a race car and floor the shit out of it

A bird definitely, id fly around the world and just seeing things never experienced by humans before, or a sperm whale!!! I wanna see a giant squid :)

It takes me 20 seconds of insane courage just to jump on the sardine can called the mrt, i found that doing stupid things you need an escape plan and that costs money :(

Me definately, id eat jess' face off if i could, a bit like that octopus man in pirates of the caribean,

Prawns haha is that meant to be asian sugar ? :) if she is willing sure we will organise it

Yoyo! Welcome to my formspring where bullshit flows freely like a mighty river

Rhino of course, some frogs secrete a poison, so play it safe, get a horn in the ass over a slow and painful death, then again some people lick toads willingly

Long distant relationships are good and bad in their own way, good that when you are together you really do cherish every second like its your last, bad because of a billion reasons. My only conclusion is that all LDRs come to an end eventually, better or worst. At least you can say you tried, not many people can say they are that committed. All the best, Sam

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Yes, when i went to falls creek with jess, she used tackle on it, it was super effective.

Hey there, at the moment I'm on a working holiday pass, it will expire in january. I'm just helping a family business at the moment in shenton way. I have a bachelor degree in applied science (biomedical science). If your bf is a degree holder i believe he is able to apply for the holiday visa as well, even though it will be temporary. If he can find a full time all the better :)

I find it moderately enjoying, if you have ever played lemonade tycoon its kinda the same thing, except instead of moving one finger your whole body moves and you can't press fast forward. Its only been one month ask again at two see if i had already moved on or put my head through a wall. Btw im replying this at work, the hard life.

Well thats a totally different scenario already, there are a lot of girls that slap guys saying 'YOUR SO BADD HAHAHAHA' bitch please. If its because hes trying to trip you or looking at titties...... hit him harder? Strange, the guy likes to physically hard you but gets annoyed at being slapped is he 15 years old?

Well to be completely honest i use to have a female friend in high school that thought it was cute to whack her males friends, she would almost never do it to me but then it became more common, I did what I thought was the most adult thing to do I told her to fuck off. Me and jess play fight and wrestle sometimes but there is a big difference between that and her reflex whacking me. Your bf has every right to be annoyed, you guys may be in a relationship but he clearly doesn't like the pointless physical pain. I don't think there are any guys that are fond of it actually.

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Well Sam the Sexolegist to the rescue, well in my humble opinion you need to work on a few things 1. presentation, make sure you wash up and smelling of roses, also trim, the male wang is a marvel of mother natures engineering but the female crevasse looks like it can swallow a sail boat whole. 2. Experimentation, Have you tried crotchless panties? How about body oil to make your skin shimmer in the light may get his motor running for some munching. Last but not least 3. Communication LOLOLOL All couples talk about sex so ask him what he thinks about going down town. Maybe it put his off and he can't stand it??? >< I wouldn't know though, I'm like Pac Man Gobble Gobble Gobble.

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