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As warm as your mum!!1!!
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Chavs. They're an embarrassment to the country/our generation.
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I got ham but I'm not a hamster.
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If I COULD be a god of something? Then I'd be a god of health.. probably feel a lot better about myself then :L
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A crumpet, and I shall call him "Crumpet".
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Ask each one to get married on a cliff edge, push them off the cliff, go to the bottom and then shag them.. Yummy yums
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You. Clearly. And if you're going to add 'impact' by writing with spaces between each letter, at least give the real spaces a double space.
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Stock touching trunks you elephant fiddler xox
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I'd rather use a Mac.. Shiny and neat like a G6
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The sounds of:
Your mum taking a shit.
Your mum throwing up.
Your mum making dough.
Your mum consuming dough.
Your mum groaning.
Your mum singing in Latvian.
Your mum carving wood.
Your mum whacking a drum.
Your mum clicking a computer mouse
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Well yeah, just no one detects it. There's still vibrations going through the air.
Elvis made a sound when he shat in the toilet, but I didn't detect it.
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