None of these are The Flash.

Who the fuck cares about Superman. Answer: No one.

Addendum: No one who matters.

Parents, relatives, and friends are certainly important and made an impact...

But probably you.

Eh. Sometimes. Major changes aren't easily done though. You gotta ease into things! One step at a time. Like as far as getting into shape, I just watch my calories a little more and keep my weights by the computer so I can lift em in my idle time. Certainly helpin!

Depends. Evening if it's been a day of strenuous activity, like mowin da lawn, running around a bunch of places, working out and whatnot. Usually the mornings if I have somewhere important to go, though.

Yup!

Not enough! Working to expand my mental library collection at the moment.

Yes

Super curly, I guess. Grows out pretty long but then just curls up.

The land that time forgot. Like the Dark Portal, it leads to a twisted and sinister realm where the primal forces have taken hold in lieu of civilization. Enter at your own peril.

ZOOMIN SAM

Eh. Not particularly.

You know this one well. Though I'm willing to talk on the phone if asked.

DEM TEXTS DEM TEXTS

Totally.

Waffles! They're like pancakes with extra holes for holding syrup. Plus if I can make New York Cheesecake pancakes, I can do the same with waffles.

The electric thing is usually for the first one. After that there's something there, but it's usually "nice and enjoyable, but not WOAAAH". Still fun.

Probably, but I only really recognize them when they actually turn up. I do like someone I can tease and who teases back. But I'm a silly type.

They definitely tend to look different; I know I appear younger, at the very least. I like glasses, even though they get in the way sometimes. Plus then you can have a code for SERIOUS TIME when you take em off.

Anywhere new!

AAAAAHHHHHHH IT GON DIP AHHHHH WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GLASSES AHHHHHH Ok yeah that was fun

Alternatively, if riding "The Ninja": OW MY HEAD YOU AUGH FUCKING SHITTY HARNESS AUGH JESUS

Great ride with 6 loops in a row, but fuck that shitty little harness; your head bounces so much you're bound to get a concussion.

Mmm. Probably, if it's been a consistent issue that other things don't seem to alleviate. In any case, whether by specialist or introspection, it'll probably end up with figuring out those things that makes 'em happy in the first place. But what do I know? I ain't no specialist. Been told I should be a lawyer though.