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    1. Clay
      Runcible responded to Scylade 25 Sep 11

      formspring i dont really get you so like, , re you a system of folloin gfloweers and all that, cause i dont knwohow to lolololol

      wat

    2. Clay
      Runcible 25 Sep 11

      What are your favorite pizza toppings?

      Formspring question of the day

      Sausage. And bacon.

    3. Clay
      Runcible responded to Scylade 25 Sep 11

      What is in your mind and why do you think this way, question your thinking, how do you know you know and do you believe that your beliefs are real when in fact, just like religion, does not have any kind of fact whatsoever. GO

      ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn.

    4. Clay
      Runcible responded to Scylade 25 Sep 11

      So you are chillin at the bus stop and your friends pull up in a car and offer you a ride. You say yes. You can be kickin' in the front seat OR chillin' in the back seat. Which seat do you chose?

      I sacrifice them all to Cthulhu.

    5. Clay
      Runcible responded to Scylade 15 Aug 11

      Check out my new profile photo and respond!

      What? Put on some pants, that's disgusting.

    6. Clay
      Runcible 25 May 11

      What would you try if you had no fear?

      Formspring question of the day

      I dunno.
      (If I had no fear I would probably not have any imagination, either.)

    7. Clay
      Runcible 8 May 11

      What do you most appreciate about your mom?

      Mother's Day

      Her sense of humor.

    8. Clay
      Runcible 1 May 11

      What's your favorite sport to play?

      Formspring question of the day

      Calvinball.

    9. Clay
      Runcible responded to savvilicious 1 May 11

      Hit the ask followers button?

      Huh?

    10. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      Last night I took my girlfriend to a classy restaurant, but when I asked for ketchup the guy in the paper hat brought me some weird foreign stuff called catsup, so I sporked him in the eye. Now my gf says I haven't done enough to demand anal. Women, huh?

      I suggest looking in to being a dragon.

    11. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      Just what kind of name is Hermione? And how do you pronounce it? Is it “Her me own"? “Hermy One”? Or “Herm Popsicles Nee"?

      Hermione.

    12. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      My friend got us thrown out of the My Morning Jacket tour bus for talking about free-macing drugs in a van with Tina Jivestrong and the black guy from the Beatles. He's such a boner. Don't you think so?

      The black guy from the Beatles, or Tina Jivestrong?
      Guys can have Tina as a name. It's only a little weird.

    13. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      Today is Mardi Gras! Have you flashed someone yet?

      Nope.

    14. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      Today was Booty Appreciation Day! How did you celebrate?

      Furious masturbation.

    15. Clay
      Runcible responded to oliverqueennose 20 Apr 11

      Do I smell good?

      Eh.

    16. Clay
      Runcible responded to oliverqueennose 20 Apr 11

      How much do you love me?

      About as much as I love cold sores.
      Except, you know, less.

    17. Clay
      Runcible responded to oliverqueennose 20 Apr 11

      If I was running, would you catch me?

      Are you a cold?

    18. Clay
      Runcible responded to oliverqueennose 20 Apr 11

      How do you make a tissue dance?

      Tisssues can't dance because they don't have legs.
      ...Is what I WOULD say, if I wanted to destroy the tissue's dreams.
      (I do.)

    19. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      People say to fight fire with fire, but when I ask to borrow a flamethrower from firefighters they tell me to stop being an idiot. Should I throw rocks at them? Or write a carefully-worded letter to my senator, set it on fire, and throw that instead?

      Who uses letters?
      Loser.

    20. Clay
      Runcible 20 Apr 11

      These new pills I have to take are having quite the effect on me. I'm breaking out in acne, losing my hair and I'm pretty sure I descended a 3rd testicle. Is this a good thing? I suppose I do have 30% more balls than my brother now.

      33.4%, actually.

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