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      Breezing through a few accounts, then either Rock Band or Fire Emblem.

      By the way, to anyone who didn't catch the alert on Skype last night (of this typing). Two things actually:
      1. AC charger ded'd. I got a new one, it'll be in around/on the 26th. So unless I hop on here, or my DA chat, I won't be around. Definitely won't be on Skype until then.
      2. Some strange bitch named @LearntRenege is following you? Unsure as to who this can be, especially when I can get to her damn account? She's one of mine, don't panic. Or feel free to panic anyway. I got one-maybe two more on the "I want to get up", so meeeeeh.

      Anyway, keep in touch, or until the 26th!

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      Let's see...originally I wanted to try and get people to ask me shit about my characters/stories/stuff: most of my DA friends at the time were never that interested though. Slowly the account ded'd.

      Now it's my OOC since I got 12 (eight currently active) character accounts out and about. Also feel free to ask me shit about my characters/stories/stuff. 8D

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      There is a goddamn fucking stand, that is 90% bananas: they leave a fucking loose banana among the plantains. 90% of the entire stand /is for the bananas/, and they leave it with the /plantains/, because hey, one's yellow, and so's the other! Can't be too much of a difference, right?

      Don't even get me started on the carelessness of those customers. I want to hit them with the things they randomly leave behind because they're too fucking lazy to walk [sometimes a few fucking steps!] back to put something where it belongs. :U

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      RoyalFanatic responded to frisca 20 May

      If I can just use it as a start to get words going, and be able to get to the other ideas I have swimming in my head but can't properly focus on, then awesome. Work a few tropes, push onward with other stuff, when the words get FFFFF again, go back to the tropes until I get the push.

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      I must admit, I love these kinds of questions; I'd love to see more of them often. Fancy, you are also the best at asking them.

      @JulesThurgood is trying to kill me. Probably because I'm only 45 minutes away-WHAT THE HELL DUDE? I HAVEN'T BEEN BOTHERING YOU WHEN I HAD REASON TO GO TO NEWARK, DID I? JUST TRY IT: WATCH AS YOU FUCK VAMPIRES' LEGAL RIGHTS AND GET A NINJA ON YOUR ASS. >:c

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      Lots of tea parties, popcorn, and adventures? We're roommates? I just hope my ma's fine with all of this. :'D

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      @ThatWeirdGal. Fuzz, first Orion, now me? I think Lloyd's getting you as an answer too. WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME AND THOSE TWO THAT IS CHARMING? I MUST KNOW.

      I don't know what I'd do, honestly. This would probably end up being awkward; can we just be friends? >.>;;

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      Other than my famous peeps? On this side of the wall, that would probably have to be you. c:

      On /this/ side...hmmmm...I've seen people live, but I don't know if I've ever /met/ them. And if there's any I did, my mind is blanking out.

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      I'm reanswering: I remembered something I planned on doing before. I bought a book the last time I was at Barnes and Noble: A Field Guide to Demons, Vampires, Fallen Angels and other subversive spirits ~ Carol K. Mack & Dinah Mack if anyone is interested.

      I plan on reading and rereading a few times, find a creature on this list that seems interesting, do more research, and see if I can write one. I might even write a few creatures that /attach/ themselves to preexisting characters, or else find new mythological foes for the chosen.

      It might be fun. :D

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      You still bored? :'D

      You still log on your characters: maybe the King of Snakes should meet Orion /properly/ now. Just keep in mind he won't remember that first meeting with him in the asylum. 8D

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      A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

      The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

      The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

      She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

      Here's another one: Firefox is telling me "blond" is the correct spelling /here/, while searching on Google it says "Did you mean blonde?".

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      It's terrible. I'd say more, but I'm too angry; this is why I have no faith in humanity anymore.

      I hope we see less of this as time goes on. I really, /really/ hope minds can learn to, you know, open and.../see/ things from the other side's point of view. And maybe they can all remember the whole "treat others the way you want to be treated" stuff.

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Jocelyn’s Bio

Writer/Scribe; Leo/Dragon/Ringo with a George Rising. Insane, but able to keep her head.

This writer is the mind behind:
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@SnipeOManiac, @DivinerKnight, @StraticChessMan, @LearntRenege

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