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I am a dude. Right? Well, it must be true since you made it a statement. And thank you. It's nice to know that SOME people appreciate my talent as a Photoshop artiste. Goddamn, it is really hard work taking five minutes to adjust contrast and levels. ~DOWN WITH SLUTS WHO DON'T CREDIT~
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asked by angelalpev
You mean, when considering what type of human being I would associate with? Given my track record -- opposites. Not that I've ever met someone as lazy, self-centred and unmotivated as myself, but if I were forced to associate with someone as lazy, self-centred and unmotivated as myself, I'm sure our lazy, self-centred and unmotivated behaviour would create some sort of black hole of despair from which we would never be able to escape. So, I like sensible, well-adjusted people who burst into my cluttered abode, throw open the curtains and say "I insist, you have to get out" while I'm like "hold on, one more injection of cocaine". And then we go solve mysteries together in a very homosexual fashion and it's just utterly lovely.
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It’s such a pain in the arse. People don’t ask me enough interesting questions. Stimulate me, followers, stimulate me.
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I believe in economy of words. God, it’s like I’m Hemingway or something.
Cheese and mustard: it was scrumptious. -
asked by xsomebodysherox
I totally thought Kurt Cobain’s red hair was lighter than Patrick’s. Maybe I’m shade/tint blind.
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asked by xsomebodysherox
I think I could do the Cobain thing; I worshipped him in grade eight and almost dyed my hair red because of him. I was also super greasy and wore the ugliest clothes because I thought it was “grunge”, but let’s not talk about that.
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The moment I am capable of compiling anything into a novel, you will be the first to know. It won't matter that you're anonymous, I'll find you anyway, because I'll clearly be Jesus or Tony Stark or something by that time, and thus able to do anything.
Seriously, I was about to make some speech about my absent motivation and lack of dedication to anything, but then I got distracted by my sandwich. Good sandwich. Has cheese. -
Or you could wear glitter, dye your hair bright red and let me call you Patrick.
Because I'm not creepy at all, nope. -
Depends on your definition of "interesting". I'm not sure my definition of interesting includes "mad, dishevelled and never leaves the house" but to each their own.
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asked by xsomebodysherox
I DECLARE THAT IT IS ACCEPTABLE FOR YOU TO JOIN US, BUT THEN AGAIN, I HAVE AN ODD PERVERSION FOR THOSE WHO PLAY THE VIOLIN. Therefore, it's your fault if I start slipping things into your drinks.
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I'd never actually heard this before, but google says "yes, apparently so". You learn something new every day.
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Look at me, finally responding to my formspring messages even though I am intensely lazy and do not feel like it. As a result, I have completely lost the thread of this conversation. Applause, please. And why do you people insist upon trying to carry out extended conversations on formspring anyway? Especially when you are anonymous -- WHAT IS THE PURPOSE. Anyway, thank you, I am unique. I am quite "unique".
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But, if you were connected the wireless and it wasn't working, THEN HOW DID YOU LEAVE ME THIS MESSAGE.
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Are you? What are you wearing? Tell me what a dirty girl you are.
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HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW. AND THANKS, I LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR CAT'S STRANGELY COLOURED DISCHARGES.
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asked by TheDastardly
OH, COOL. I might post one or two of these, thank you very much. I like when people show me interesting things. You, m’dear, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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At first I was like “wait, why is this person speaking French at me” and then I was like “OH YEAH, ENGAGEMENT, MARRIAGE, LIFE IN PARIS”. See, I remember these things. I’ll make an excellent husband, wife, boytoy… thing.
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Beauty in everything.
Beauty in everything.
BEAUTY IN EVERYTHING.
I think there’s a huge difference between finding beauty in everything and finding humour in everything. One’s fanciful naivety and the other’s a coping mechanism. I’m without a doubt one of the most cynical, pessimistic, misanthropic people I know of. On the outside I may look sweet, young, pretty, innocent, etc. but on the inside I am like: http://i49.tinypic.com/sv5ahs.jpg
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GOD, I REALLY NEED TO ANSWER MY FORMSPRINGS MORE OFTEN. THIS MESSAGE IS SO OLD.
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