Chimpanzees, bears and spiders.

WHAT'S IN THE BAWKS?!

Nope I prefer it slow so I can catch it.

Play xbox and guitar and watch porn. Pretty much like every other day.

Kill strangers, steal their stuff.

Chimpanzee.

Probably Spider-Man (predictably), but I also really like Hell-Boy.

Sure, in between two slices of bread.

Not really. I generally hate what I wear, and what I'd like to wear is either too expensive or would make me look like a lunatic.

Thursdays I think. On Thursday you know you know you only have one day left until the weekend, but you're still far enough from Monday in that you don't feel like the weekend is hopelessly slipping away from you. It's a nice mid-point. You still have a sense of optimism having completed most of a week but the dread of starting it again hasn't set it. Also, it's named after Thor and let's face it he's badass.

I can remember having one of those little chairs that you could bounce in when I was one or two. Those were amazing.

I think most people are, and quite rightly so. I'm not scared to the point of not being able to go anywhere high, but I have a respectful fear. I'll look over the edge of a cliff but I won't hang about. I'm more scared of deep, open water. I don't like that feeling of vulnerability, not knowing what is beneath you.

Mr Gunklefunkle is very real thank you very much, so you mind your own God damn business.

It is almost certain they exist. There are many planets in the observable universe which have qualities that could theoretically support life, we just don't have the technology to get there or observe them close enough to tell. I think NASA figured out that 10% of all planets based on strict criteria, could have conditions suitable for life. But we'll probably find simple bacteria before advanced life, if at all. It's statistically very likely we aren't alone though.

The fact that we celebrate when people stop killing each other is unusual to me. War shouldn't happen in the first place. I remember and thank who gave their lives and try to make some sense of events so I can better appreciate where we are today, but celebration often ignores the real issues. There were celebrations when Bin Laden was killed, but he was just one man, one part of a determined organisation that will not stop with his death. But when the battle is over and the bad guy is dead, no one really cares about the details.

Art and English :) I'm more of an artistic person than an academic, though I certainly do enjoy learning new things.

I had a lot of Pokemon cards stolen from me. Luckily, I went to their homes and killed their parents.

Well it's not so much age as context. If you have one form childhood that you cherish that's fine. If you start having conversations with it in front of people, then that's probably a point where you start seeking psychiatric help.

Friend? Frogs are cool man. They don't fuck with you.

Julember 42nd.