Depending on the situation, I would:
- Run
- Cry
- Scream
- Laugh
- Die
- Commit suicide xD
- Be interviewed
- Fall down my chair
- Be expulsed from college
- Release my TRU Shaymin
- Be MacGyver
- Cast Alohomora on a door
- Would get away on my Firebolt
- Would hide beneath an invisibility cloak
- Would play Pokémon
- Would be on PPN
- Would subscribe on Facebook and Twitter (worst case scenarios)
- Would kill all Facebook and Twitter members (I'd be the last human on earth xD)
- Would read Harry Potter (best case scenario xD)

Cordially,
RosimInc