Steal a stop sign! Anyone can steal a bike but a stop sign takes planning and resourcefulness. Damn that's a long word. But anyway, I would totally steal a stop sign and keep it up in my room so that people could ask me why I have a stop sign in my room. Then I would respond with, "Cause you need to stop running your fat mouth and stop asking so many goddamn questions. Are you a cop or something?" If they were in fact a cop I would then proceed with, "Oh... Well.... Shut up."