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I do, but I've probably forgotten how to play and I think I've broken 3 or 4 strings on it :/
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There is no word that particularly fucks me off. People tend to have an abhorrence for the word phlegm but I think it's quite a funny one..
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Mozart's first album. I mean it was good but sooo autotuned.
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Ugh no, your feet should be able to roam wild and free in the night without being locked in wooly prisons
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Chewing stationary. It's getting critical now
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I had my conscience removed.
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Indeed I did.
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The one in science when a midget popped out of this woman's vagina.
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Haahahahaha omg are you aware of who this is?
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Spiderman
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Patronisation. So if anyone talks to me I'll respond with "Aw really? That's cute."
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A black comedy about my life which would probably be banned after one show due to it's lack of social and political correctness. And by black comedy I mean eddie mutiny has to star in it.
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Such a middle class question I refuse to answer
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Human centipede
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Red bull. The smell the taste UGH JUST ALL OF IT.
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Mate. You've clearly never been high before.
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