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Well it really changes from time to time and it's never up to me to decide. See back in 2003 I hired a personal Capuchin Wiper, Y'know, one of those tiny monkeys that you keep by the toilet so they can take care of things like re-stocking the T.P. having fresh mints ready, and of course, wiping your arse. I named him Hector because when I got him I was really into The Iliad. He lives in the bathroom most of the time but sometimes I let him come out and play videogames with me, he is pretty resilient at street fighter 4.
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I'm gonna have to be a smartass here and say both. There is an absolutely beautiful place in Big Sur (California) called "Pfeiffer Beach" a bit tricky to find but once you take the correct path then you will be descending a glorious green mountain worthy of a Miyazaki film which ends in a swampy path that becomes one of the most amazing beaches I have ever encountered. Go on, look it up...
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I am actually a Human with a more organic-based operating system. But if you mean which personal computer I use, I use both. I believe they are like Yin and Yang, they somehow complete eachother.
If they were to have a baby it would be the perfect computer, like a supercomputer from a movie which develops an AI but is also helpful and bonds with humans, like GERTY in the movie MOON, except it wouldn't be voiced by Spacey, it would have to be Cate Blanchett, or if it's a guy it would be Liam Neeson. -
It would end with my death, most definitely.
But it would start with a great morning shag, preferably with Marion Cotillard or Rachel McAdams. Then a nice cup of tea, maybe watch a movie, afternoon delight followed by saving an entire school by disarming a bomb using a nickle and a hair-clip. Some food, save the world from the imminent eco-catastrophe, A delicious dinner with Marion Cotillard, a lovely love-making session in silk-sheet bedding on the top floor of a luxurious hotel in Paris, and then my death as I save the world from an asteroid ala Bruce Willis except I'm flying a biplane instead. -
It's actually a very close tie between the Hickory Farms web catalog and an obscure British site with specialized porn for people who are into wearing vintage running shoes and listening to Willie Nelson while fucking.
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Tango, for reals...have you seen Al Pacino in Scent of a woman...? or Richard Gere in Shall we Dance? tango is what is up.
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If the boss would let me drink vodka, and paid for it.
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Fu’s Bio
Well, judgin' from his tracks, he's about six and a half feet tall. He eats raw squirrels and all the cats he can catch. There's a long, jagged scar that runs all the way across his face. His teeth are yella and rotten. His eyes are popped and he drools.
