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Death. Hands down. The idea of not existing anymore terrifies the fuck out of me.
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Is this a trick question? :3
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If Carl Sagan were still alive, I'd totally just want to sit down with him and talk. About whatever. I'm sure it'd be amazing no matter what.
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One time, while walking down the Las Vegas strip, one of the strip club flier guys called out to me, "Yo, Big Meat! Let me hook you up with a piece!"
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The Internet.
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I mostly brofist.
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FC was good. With a handful of exceptions, literally everything else could have gone better.
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I'd want to be a keytar wizard.
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Does Chester Ringtail count as a celebrity?
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The hagfish, far and away the most revolting animal on earth.
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That depends entirely on where the news is coming from.
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Rods of pure platinum.
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I learned that skunks are amazing and that I'm really good at being one. Also that black-and-white is an awesome color scheme.
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I would cancel "America Live with Megyn Kelly" and bring back the pure awesomness that was "Journeyman."
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For legendary coolness factor, I'd want a lightsaber, but for sheer utility, I'd be better off with a sonic screwdriver, since it can apparently do almost anything.
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Becoming a published author. Sure, I'm not exactly on the New York Times Bestseller List, but I never thought I'd have people handing me physical copies of books I wrote and asking me to sign them. It's still kind of a surreal experience.
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I'm all about pictures of characters with alternate versions of themselves. (I kinda need to get some for myself, actually.)
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Rikoshi’s Bio
I am a happy little writer-fox who lives in California.




