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    1. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      "Honestly, I'm sure you'll do fine. Pain has tried to teach him morals, mayby you'll teach him some of the other stuff life is about." Pyro stands up and puts his mask back on. He looks at Rikky expectingly and says "mmph Mmamph

      Wooo, yeah man! Have you ever seen Loony Toons? First lesson from Rikky: cartoons are awesome, and so are beans on toast.

    2. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Pyro hands Rikky a lego man in response."Hes our secret weapon, in a way. For really big problems. If you come across something really dangerous tell him to cut a hole in his suit with a knife he carries. This will let him basicly ruin everyone's day"

      Uh... right. Ok.. *ulp*

    3. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      She motions to Pyro, who eats another lego "It destroyed him, and possibly the elemental and well, something new was born. Pyro. Its why hes like such a kid. I also don't think he realizes fire hurts people either. In a way, Pains been his dad."

      So uh... wow. Poor Doug, I guess. I can look after him. I think. I can do my best, anyway. I get along pretty well with kids. Probably do different if they're big and flamey. *Rikky gives Pyro a grin*

    4. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      "What if we bound it to a human instead? Doug volunteered. Without hesitation. I had misgivings but he actually wanted too. We theorized it'd give him power over fire. It...well, it didn't."

      ...

    5. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      "While me and Basement were researching magic and such to help us deal with vampires and other things we found a way to bind elemental spirits to objects. Said spirits being mindless masses of fire, water, earth or air. We wondered something..."

      ...

    6. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Seer actually smiles at this "Alright, when we first started there were four of us. One of the guys was named Doug. He was...well, lets just say he was more hateful of super naturals then any of us, but he was also a much better hunter then us.(Cont)"

      *Rikky listens wide-eyed, still half concentrating on the gleeful ball of flame in a suit that was apparently his colleague.*

    7. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Seer pats Rikky on the shoulder "You want the long version or the short version?" Pyro idly tries to eat a lego, which is much like watching a lego enter a mass of fire, then burn and melt to nothing. In fact, that's exactly what it is.

      Well, to be honest, I think the long version. Because I'm a guy who turns into a giant goatmonster, and I thought that I was weird, but this is just... oh, no offence by the way. Weird is great as far as I'm concerned. But I'm just... so confused.

    8. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Pyro removes his mask, revealing not so much a face, so much as a sphere of flame in the shape of a face. There are eyes, but no other facial features. Simply fire shaped like a human head with eyes to see by. He waves to Rikky again "Mmmph!"

      *Rikky slowly raises a hand and gives it a tiny, feeble wave back. * Right... ok. Uh... wow. Wow wow wowee. Wow. Huh. Can't say I was expecting that. Um. What...?

    9. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Pyro walks into the room, hes carrying a lego castle with him and he puts it down. Pyro gives a wave and a mmph to both as Seer nods to him. "Pyro? Take off your mask please."

      *Rikky lets out an audible gasp in anticipation, and clamps at hand to his mouth. He feels like he is about to be privvy to dark, Earth shattering secrets that the human psyche can barely contain. *

    10. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Seer bites her lip slightly and hits the intercom "Pyro? Come in now. Well, I'm going to have to tell you a few things if this is going to happen. I also brought you here because I trust you, and I'm going to need that trust."

      Oooh... ok. You can trust me, totally. Promise.

    11. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      She stands up "Well, theres another problem. One Pain let me take charge of. We need someone to watch over Pyro and be his partner. You and Joey are the most senior members we have who patrol. I've chosen you."

      WOO! *Rikky punches the air, pauses, and lowers his hand.* Uh... yeah. I uh... I'm up for that. I like Pyro. He's... he's? A great... guy.

    12. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      Seer is in a big comfortable leather chair bigger then she is, and is currently spinning it in circles. She stops and blushes briefly in embarrassment "Oh! Rikky. Well, you know about the situation with Pain, right?"

      Yeah... yeah, sad times. This whole thing is kind of a mess.
      *Rikky eyes the chair enviously. He's always wanted to spin around in one of those.*

    13. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to LawrencePain 15 Mar

      One day, Rikky is informed Seer needs to see him in her office. This is soon after Pain has decided to spend a 6 month vacation in jail.

      *Rikky takes a few seconds out to give his hair a comb and straighten his (outrageously loud) shirt before strolling in there.* Hey Seer! What's up?

    14. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to danazoubkova 14 Mar

      If you could do anything right now what would you do? [29]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdqhyRDENI&feature=youtu.be

      Play

    15. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to FlammableIsaac 13 Mar

      If there was one bad thing that you could change about yourself, one negative trait that you could erase from memory and altogether existence, what would it be and why? [9]

      I... I dunno, I...
      I guess perhaps I'd make myself less picky about ladies? So I could find one I feel comfortable settling down with?
      Or... actually, no, I think I'd rather be less... up and down. Emotionally. I get really depressed sometimes. My life would be happier then.

    16. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to AlmightyGil 12 Mar

      You are faced with a choice: either you will have 10 children, or you will be infertile and have no children. Which would you prefer? [15]

      Ten kids, duh.

    17. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to AlmightyGil 12 Mar

      Which would you rather lose, an eye or a nose? [10]

      Oh MAN both of those would really wreck my face... but I guess losing an eye might wreck it less. In fact, I could make having a glass eye a schtick.

    18. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to EtherealWaif 10 Mar

      Make a square you? [24]

      http://www.icongenerators.net/square.html

    19. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to VampireAndrei 9 Mar

      What would you do for the antidote? [9]

      DUDE. DUDE. ANYTHING. PLEASE, LIKE, DO YOU WANT MONEY? MY HOUSE? ALL MY EARTHLY POSESSIONS EXCEPT FOR MY GUITAR?

    20. Rikky Neptune
      RikkyNeptune responded to AlmightyGil 7 Mar

      How polite are you? [22]

      HIGH FIVE, MAN!

      That's polite, right?

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Rikky Neptune’s Bio

A hundred hotel rooms.

A proto-glam rocker from the early 70s, Rikky Neptune is a swarve heartthrob, the epitome of cool... or so he tries to convey. In reality Rikky is a depressed, nerdy and uneducated weregoat. Yes. Weregoat. (art by http://thequirkytagalong.tumblr.com/)