Just die already.

Benefits.

Spend a lot of money on stupid shit deemed "romantic" because it's a brilliant way for candy and flower companies to make millions.

Or just accept my fb add already =(

Your mom.

Wtf is an outie vagina?

My bed and pillow.

There's no such things as "animals for food" and "animals not for food" lists. You can eat whatever you want.

Nope.

I'm an asshole.

exception.

stereotypist.

Apples, bananas, cheese, donuts, eggs, food, gravy, ham, ice cream, jalapenos, knishes, lemons, money, nachos, oranges, pastrami, quiche, roasted peppers, salami, turkey, uncooked vegetables, vegetables, watermelon, xylophones, zucchini.

I'm a fatass, so what?

They're the same thing.

Peregrine Falcon.

Old traditions and closed mindedness.

I don't get embarrassed.

Motivation.

All house chores, without making her kids do them for her.

Nope. She's on there at her own discretion and knows the risks. Anyone who says YES to this question is ignorant.