either my brain is going Tyler Durden on me, or HI BBY asl? :-*

If you did porn, I'd watch it.

Are you offering?

your anonymity is offensive.

A HA HA HA WHAT A STORY MARK

I'm leaning towards Body of Evidence. Though no one can live up to Tommy Wiseau, the acting's about as bad, and the sex scenes - though between far more attractive people - are EVEN MORE AWKWARD. Madonna dripping hot candle wax onto Willem Dafoe's chest, anyone? Plus, awesome defenestration twist ending.

One of the best scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duBFQkZYGbM

Play

did you watch it?!!! does it seem to me like you're the EXPERT, Mark?

LOL AUTOMATED RESPONSE

I maintain I was actually born on a planet with a 28-hour day, one where I could stay awake for a gloriously productive 18 hours and NOT be constantly sleep-deprived...

but really, it's the fairly ridiculous number of thoughts running through my head, and the fact that I seem to do all my best work after midnight.

"Anything to get her through those long, hot airless Manhattan nights, nights when her mind didn't switch off, when fantastical candy-colored visions of her future sparkled in her brain..." - why I am a massive tryhard

Even if I had, you don't have to respond... like how I've apparently ignored this one for two weeks, huh.

OH HAI PABY?

I'm pretty sure it was knights vs. NINJAS, woman!

Nooooo, and I'm far too much of a hardass to take up the habit, though I kind of want to try pot for the sole purpose of seeing if Electric Wizard make sense... because they sure as hell don't when I'm NOT high.

Hi?!!!

Great question - and I do plan on being an artist! :P

Funny thing is, up until this time last year, I'd have gone for the former (in PJ terms, the Siobhan) without question... But now, through Madonna, I see that it's possible to achieve both - which means I'd want both!

I guess the aim is mainly to affect people deeply - the more the better, but I'd take relative obscurity over a massive single that's soon forgotten. And maybe even over a song as great as Umbrella; being something of a metalhead, I'm used to people having no clue about certain bands I like!

Ask a Ninja always pissed me off too much to endure any full episodes, but regardless, Guybrush Threepwood > all ninjas. Combined.

Be prejudiced. Make wildly unfounded generalisations, or perpetuate stereotypes. That applies to supposedly trivial things like the appreciation of art and music too - personal preference is one thing, but to dismiss entire aesthetics with only a passing familiarity is, I think, potentially indicative of a wider lack of empathy.

Not saying "if you don't like blah, I dislike you as a person", but...

Tenors. The world is full of dudes with undeservingly high voices in incredibly mediocre bands!

Actually, make that absurdly talented people in general (not that I'm UNtalented, but)...

Celebrities are probably guilty of narcissism at worst... and that's hardly a crime. I don't wish death upon anyone. Really.

Maybe the death of their "career".

Tween heartthrobs or crazy obnoxious chick? Jonas Brothers by faaaaaaar.