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    1. Jeff

      You're close. It's me dressed as the doctor's cousin from the BBC 2 spin-off show "Mr. Huhwha, Esq." They are remarkably similar.

      He uses his time-traveling abilities and current English law to prosecute criminals from the past, like Jack the Ripper. "Huhwha" is usually the catchphrase of the bad guy when the lawyer incarcerates them and brings them back to the present, because no one expects a time-traveling lawyer. Naturally, some criminals from the past can get free in the present and it gets very messy sometimes.

      It's very popular over there.

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      In my father's high school, all the cool people were named Jeff.

      No, really. That's it.

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      Just recommended the Book of the New Sun to Brandon. He's tired of stupid books and Gene Wolfe novels are pretty much the opposite of simple.

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      If I wanted to get additional tattoos (that haven't already been set up as appointments already), they would be:

      Severian's sword "Terminus Est" from the Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe. The name is Latin for "This is the end" or "It is finished" (religious symbolism notwithstanding). It is a flashy, executioner's sword garnished by art that is light to lift, heavy to descend and was used by the main character in battle and, obviously, as an execution tool in the book series. I would have the sword placed on the right side of my back with its name - perhaps with the sword itself as the "t" - scrawled vertically next to it.

      I love this book series because it really opened up the idea to me of creating a story that can be so well told that you actually learn more from the book once you have the whole "picture" and study it again than when you read through the first time. The surprise and intrigue is in the subtext, not the superficial revelations of the epic itself. It has greatly influenced my writing and thus is justified as a visible tattoo on my back.

      I have also been playing with the idea of getting a Genei Ryodan spider tattoo, but probably won't go through with it.

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      As a child, a fireman/police officer. My sixth grade yearbook claims I wanted to be a video game designer.

      I wasn't that far off.

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      Jen Fay, though we haven't talked to each other in almost 20 years. I hear she's doing well. Some of you may know her, and yes, same person.

      We sat together in elementary school for a bit before she got transferred to Walton Farm. In 1st grade, we successfully (and independently) managed to convince Joey Carty that we were both aliens and were here observing Earth to decide whether the planet was worth invading or not.

      If that doesn't make you fall in love with a girl, I don't know what will.

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      Out of all the games I own, I have probably put the most hours into Monster Rancher for the PS1.

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      I fluctuate between those two states of being. I like being social, but people will tell you that when I'm done, I am literally done. I am notorious for going upstairs and going to sleep in the middle of house parties because I am tired or bored.

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      One year ago, I was looking for a full-time job and living with my parents. Now, I am living with a great friend I have known for half my life and have a full-time job. So, yes. Yes it is.

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      Arby's, without question. Second place is Wendy's, but working for four years at Toys R Us kind of ruined that one.

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      Nope, can't say that I have. I view it just like I view every other piece of reality garbage that has become popular in recent years: not worth my time. If I have a choice between watching that or turning off the TV, I find something else to do.

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      I don't really have a place to go to when I want to be alone. I will either "sleep it off" if I am depressed or vent to someone if I am upset.

      Occasionally, I will work out until every muscle in my body aches in an effort to expend all my energy so I pass out, which ties into the first thing.

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      Reading and writing. Absolutely no question. I regret I wouldn't be able to utilize the internet as a source, but ultimately I think I would be more creative with less distractions.

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      Well, for one, I would hope the girl would be (wo)man enough to tell me in person, or through a phone call. Hell, even a text. But not a Formspring message, that's kind of weird.

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