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How many pairs of jeans do you own?
You do realize that a majority of St. Canard citizens elect to go pantsless, don't you?
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How late do you stay up?
It depends on what I'm doing, but I've always been more of a morning glory than a nightshade.
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I wouldn't waste my breath trying to reason with Darkwing. I think inhaling all that purple smoke gave him brain damage.
Ahahaha, yer right. It's like talkin' ta a brick wall.
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You find it a chore being beautiful? Heh. Well, for what it's worth, being considered a mutant freak isn't easy, either.
Mmm, it must be so hard for you. My poor darling leaves... if only there were more people who could appreciate you like I appreciate you. Oh well. I really do believe it's their loss.
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How often do you swear?
What the !@!$#$ kind of !@#$ing stupid assed question is that?
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You tell 'im, Galore!
It's nice of you to encourage me, boys, but I assure you, I don't need it.
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
Formspring question of the day
Hmmm... let's see. I'd wish for a nice, loving family in Duckburg, a chance for people to recognize what a nice boy I am, and uhhhh... hmm... either a lifetime's supply of cucumbers, a big pond filled with clean and clear water for me to live and swim in, or... the genie's freedom. (Although I'd most likely wish for the genie's freedom, I know what it's like to be locked up inside.)
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Ya call me the clown? I'm not the one dolled up in three inches of make up ta perform for others.
Please. I'm too beautiful and intelligent to be a clown.
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*Turns around to see a miffed Bianca staring back at her. Belle stares at her outfit for a bit.* Your outfit's stupid.
You're one to talk! Who are you supposed to be, Mrs. Banana Brain?
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Special Bulletin: Award winning journalist turned brilliant criminal mastermind Bianca Beakley, AKA the Bugmaster, makes daring escape from Calisota State prison! Coming up: a special feature on the final defeat of Darkwing Duck! Stay tuned for more!
OOoohhh! Perfect! I've been waiting for a chance to try out my industrial-sized, ultra-powered, high voltage bug zapper!
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Do you have a favorite tree?
Well, a particular kind or a particular individual tree? No to the first, but yes to the second: my grandparents had a fig tree when I was growing up and it was a great tree for climbing. :)
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Did it ever occur to ya that you're the one missin' out? I mean, how many partners have you had that were as flexible as me?
None quite so flexible (although, my darling Bushroot does come pretty close), but all the flexibility in the world doesn't change the fact that you've gone clown on me, and I don't sleep with clowns. It is something of a shame, I must admit, but it's no feathers off my back. I really think you're getting the worse end of this, though.
How many partners have you had... period? Not very many, I'm willing to bet. There are fewer people still who would even want to bed you because of your unique condition. You were stupid to push me away because as far as you know, I'm the only one smart enough, creative enough, and enough of a sex expert to turn your condition into a pleasurable activity for all involved.
Because you are so stupid, I'm going to clarify this for you. Choosing not to sleep with me is YOUR loss... not mine. I can find plenty of other people to fulfill my needs and desires. You can't. -
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Dr. Reginald Bushroot’s Bio
I'm a not very sinister, just misunderstood former research scientist turned mutant-plant duck. I love plants, flowers, and walks in the sunlight with that special someone. Pay no attention to those nasty rumors about me started by Darkwing Duck.
