Which song DON'T I know all the lyrics to...?

I just use my phone. I was raised to wear watches but no-one has bought me a nice one in a while

I prefer not to lay in a pool of my own filth....

...ish. The lady next door invited me in for a cup of tea when I forgot my keys. Does that count?

No

I can only pick one?!

Don't have much experience of waffles... I'm a big advocate of pancake day though

Wherever my friends decide to sit

Very messy... unless I have something important which needs to be done or I'm extremely pissed off... then I spend hours making everything neat

I don't really eat candy. Although I'm a peanut fiend so maybe... Mr. Tom?

I can't sing for toffee... but I could pretend in a m,ovie if I were an actor... so. There y'go

Depends on the quality of the 3D and whether or not it is of actual importance to telling the story or if it is just there as a gimmick

How do people not know this about me? I'm black, yo!

No. I Vlog. My YouTube link is on my profile

Esyay... utbay I inkthay it is upidstay

I like to feel I'd be a good parent... and teacher. So since a babysitter's like the middle-ground between those. Hopefully so!

Me? Sarcastic? Noooo.... never

Extra... all of the cheese

Pissed off :@

Thou shalt take this all with a pinch of salt