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    1. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      yo can we talk anonymously on zoosk not on formspring cause i wanna tell u something come here www.bit.ly/zoosk-anon-chat

      spam is spam. no.

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    2. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      is it normal for me to wanna punch my dick in the face and stragle it with my nut sack?

      asked by TazerQShankman

      i suppose. depends on you really.

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    3. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      youv have gotten lame!

      asked by johnnyp77

      meh... i keep getting the same question over and over again. What do you expect?

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    4. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      lol have u seen the pics of you on emo-porn.com lol

      no I haven't. are they there?

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    5. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      i dont think you answered all the questions you fucker.

      most "questions" i get aren't questions. so I delete them.

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    6. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      i took the next stop emergency contraceptive pill a week ago, however i took tablet 2 first by accident, will it still work?

      hmmm, maybe? I'd ask a real doctor lol.

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    7. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      my wife had a chunk of hurpys in her vagina and i ate it cuz it tasted like star burst.

      sweet! juicy!

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    8. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      why do i lactate (im a male)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

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    9. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      im a fbi agent. ill kill you.

      go for it.

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    10. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      Is It OK To Not Have Nipples?? ♥

      are you a guy or girl? guys don't need them, so that's fine. chicks kinda do, so that may be a problem.

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    11. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      how big is bad for those ball lumps. am i going to die!

      i dunno, bigger than a ballbearing it prob just a pimple or something.

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    12. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      some nasty whore keeps saying she loves me. what do i do?

      kindly tell her to fuck off. Basically.

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    13. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      Are you interested in psychiatry?

      sure, why not!

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    14. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      is it ok to like the show 30 rock?

      yes. It's a great show.

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    15. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      is it normal for my dick to be bigger then yours? but is it? yes.

      sure it is. penis size varies person to person. so of course there will be always be someone with a bigger dick. It's just nature.

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    16. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      visit my personal site at http://augiemania.com http://daps.tv

      yes.

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    17. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      i brade my vagina hair. its like 3 foot long.

      LOL pics please.

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    18. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      why are you gay? says my friend sean.

      I'm not though. Sorry to break Sean's heart.

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    19. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      there are these little purple dots on my leg. what is this?!?! like this is legit.

      purple dots? if this is real, I'd definitely see a doctor.

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    20. Real Doctors
      2 years ago
      RealDoctors

      you piss me off soooooooooo much. i just want to smack you in the blue waffle.

      why is that?

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I'm a real-ass doctor and I have extensive knowledge of medicine and biology. Ask me a health/medical question!

(Please note: Emergencies should go elsewhere as it takes me a few days to answer questions.)

visit my personal site at http://augiemania

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