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You know I like that Christian Bale fellow. As long as they don't get someone like George Clooney to do it...
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Well after the whole time travel thing, it's pretty hard to plan the perfect vacation for me.
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Whichever one of you asked this!
Seriously though, you never forget your first Robin ;) -
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They are and they almost always try to kill me as well.
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If I had to fight myself it would result in the universe imploding upon itself because it wouldn't be able to handle all of the awesome.
Similar to if I shook hands with Chuck Norris. We're not even allowed into the same state because it could end with Earth no longer existing. -
Death. It taught me JUSTICE!
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Batarangs, HA! I kid! I only carry what I need, although Dick has put some Bat Sharkrepellent in there a couple times when I haven't needed it.
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I am not a Zombie. I'm actually a Pirate at the moment.
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This is a silly question! I'm the God-Damned Batman, that's why. Also I'm not dead I'm time traveling. That body isn't actually me. Stupid clones.
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Beating up bad guys has gone good for me, that is what you mean by therapy right?
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I wouldn't need someone to save me, because I would come up with some crazy idea to get off the island, like latching together to giant sea turtles.
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I'm the goddamn Batman.
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This isn't even a question!
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Not really. You are always trying to make kissy face with me when I'm not into it.
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Well first you need to love Zorro and I mean really love Zorro. After that you need wealthy parents that you can use their billions on training and cool gadgets.
Next some vagrant needs to kill them in front of you sparking a life long journey of trying to avenge their deaths. Also every woman you date will have to try and kill you at some point. -
Yes it was a waltz. He wasn't up for a tango.
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