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    1. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 2 Jun 10

      Just pick a damn flower. You're answering the question wrong! I mean, some flowers eat bugs in gruesome ways and smell like rot. One has to fit you.

      Joo askin' a swohd wha' sohta flowah he be. Wha' joo expec'? Stupid. *scoff*

    2. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 30 May 10

      If you were a box, instead of a sword, what would you be made of, and what would you keep inside?

      We'd be made o' dah mos' infuriatin' material der be. Somet'in' shahp, an' it smell bad. O' be covah'd in slime. And it be hahd as fuck when joo open it. But when joo do, and joo will, cuz it taunt joo while joo tryin', joo get a big fuckin' fist in dah face. Wha' joo dahsuhve foh trustin' a talkin' box.

    3. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 30 May 10

      I meant what's your favorite flower! You gotta pick one.

      Hate flowahs. Nex'.

    4. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu responded to Zyjiin 29 May 10

      Is dah cup half emteh, or half full?

      Cups ah foah dah livin'.

    5. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 26 May 10

      Pick a flower.

      Joo know joo killin' dah flowah when joo kill it, jah? It stay pretteh foah a few days... longah if joo give it watah... but it die soonah ah latah. Joo nah doin' it any favahs by admirin' et.

    6. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 26 May 10

      If we all die, what will you do then?

      Play in dah cohpses, jah? We winnin'. It everyt'in' we wan'.

    7. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 26 May 10

      What is your most precious possession?

      Faraji.

    8. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 26 May 10

      If you could relive even just one day, for it's own sake, which would it be?

      *wistful sigh* We would like tah see Barafu one moah time.

    9. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu responded to Zyjiin 26 May 10

      Are yah scared of anyt'ing?

      Nah.

    10. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 25 May 10

      Without the senses, what is there to trust?

      He trus' us. He don' got anoddah choice.

    11. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 25 May 10

      If life is a series of lessons, which stands foremost? Which have you let learned?

      *chuckling* Sefu gettin' his way. Lessons lahned from failiah.

    12. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 25 May 10

      Between wanting and needing, wherein lies the difference?

      Dem lines designed tah blur, whoevah joo ah. If it wah easy fah us tah tell dah diff'rence, we would nah be heah.

    13. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu responded to Hakkajin 24 May 10

      If you could eat food, what would you want to taste first?

      *chuckling* Always wondahed about dah tas'e o' flesh. Aji seem tah miss et, above all else.

    14. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 24 May 10

      If you could possess a male or female body, which would it be?

      Eiddah. Whichevah got dah stronges' ahms, an' dah loudes' laugh. Don' t'ink it mattah so long as et troll. Aji's jus' fine, d'oh. I take his.

    15. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 24 May 10

      If you could pick a new master, would you? Who would it be?

      Dah Beah dah only one fah me.

    16. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu responded to LioreSunstorm 24 May 10

      So um..who are you?

      Callin' ahself Sefu... but we moah den dat. Dah Beah tell joo, we jus' a shadow. We make t'ings happen when dey need tah. He not'in' wit'out us.

    17. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu responded to Vinguld 23 May 10

      Scourge or Hakkar?

      Dat an obvious one, jah? Prefah bein's dat nevah die, ovah one dat enslave dah min's o' hundreds o' stupid trolls.

    18. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 23 May 10

      If you could be a bunny, a kitten, or a puppy, which would you be?

      Dis a trick question? Sefu dah fahdes' t'ing from cute an' cuddly. Stupid fuckah. Joo ask dat in pahson!

    19. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 22 May 10

      Hurry up and lose already, dumb sword!

      Shhhhh, dis a -delicate- process!

    20. Sefu The Ravenous
      RavenousSefu 22 May 10

      Do you believe in fate?

      Le's face et. Whoevah got dah stronges' will goin' tah win. Der nah Fate, jus' dose dat nevah lose.

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