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      I wouldn't, unless I was picking up signs from them that there was something there... and then it would be free reign to unleash the creative - but it's a two-way thing :oD

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      The mother tongue - the Queen's English (I have no accent :o) ), and post-education French (i.e. gave it up as part of joint degree at uni - have forgotten loads but know more than I remember lol!)

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      Nothing - I have a nice bed, access to a good power shower, decent hair stuff... all I can think of is... 'the view'! Easily remedied with a camera - kinda!

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      Yes - I'd LOVE to - as long as the travelling wasn't scary! I'm rubbish when it comes to Gs! :o/ ;oD

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      Yes and no. I haven't eaten 'meat' since I was 16, simply because I don't really like it. I don't have a problem handing it or anything (although I rarely do). I do eat chicken, turkey, fish, ham, bacon, and more recently, sausage lol!

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      Tattoos don't appeal in the slightest - they're a bit chavvy to me (sorry!) and look horrible on old and wrinkly bodies! I don't really see the point (what if you changed your mind about what you like several months after, not to mention the pain involved!?) :oS

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      Stoopid question! I couldn't care less about Harry Potter to be honest - and whether 'fun' or not - I have no interest in spells either... it's all hype and occultic shenanigans and I believe there's MUCH more to life. (Sorry!)

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      The English sense of humour, history, being an island (sea, city or country within easy reach), four different seasons, Marmite (!), Cadbury's :o)

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      That's a toughie. I'm not great at remembering loads of jokes, but punning and word-play come naturally to me. I suppose two seasonal favourites are:

      Did you hear about the man who came home from the pub to find loads of paper aeroplanes in his upstairs hallway? ... He'd left the landing lights on.

      Did you hear about the man who dreamt he was eating a marshmallow? ... He woke up and discovered his pillow had gone.

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