lol no. My dad likes to say pervy things then be like "you're an adult now I can say this kindof stuff around you" and I'm like
DAD NO EW OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON STOP TALKING YOU PERVERT I'M RUNNING AWAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP EW MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THEM
and he's like "...all I said was I'd bang her"
and I'm like
DAD NO EW OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON STOP TALKING YOU PERVERT I'M RUNNING AWAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP EW MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THEM
lol but seriously tho

u already kno.

Well you see, when you haven't had intercourse in awhile your sperm starts to overflow and will eventually come out of your nose. What most refer to as the common cold is really just lack of sex.
Sex is obviously the answer to health. okay.

Hogwarts.

What no omg

Whatever do you mean, Martha?

Add some extra E's and another L and you've got yourself one baller ass name. ;D

I the mighty- these streets are alive. ♥

we watched the plumes paint the sky gray, she laughed and danced through the field of graves.

if babies and orange juice are healthy.

I can tell you what I think about dat bod......... c;

This sweater I made out of spongebobs tears

Everyday.

children.

Aw shucks c:
Coming from you though <33

A figment of ya imagination.

Cats






because cats

Like a bag of smashed assholes.

Does my cat count..........