I'm going to cheat a bit and say Amazon. Yeah, it's an online store, but I feel it really does count.

(Well, this is going to be a bit hard...)

Captain America -- Marc
Black Widow -- Sarah
Iron Man -- Mistah J
Hulk -- Me, I guess...
Hawkeye -- Ryan?
Thor - ...Nobody?

City. Nothing against the countryside, as I love nature to death. But I was born and raised in the concrete jungle, and there is something about it that I just love. It's hard to explain, but yeah. City all the way.

If everything I knew was wrong, I'd slowly freak out while Weird Al played in the background. Or commit suicide, whichever comes first.

Play an instrumental of "All Star" by Smash Mouth, and I'll spit out all the lyrics. Even the weird "To the moon" bits that probably aren't really parts of the lyrics.

Huh? Didn't I already answer this a few days back, with a long winded explanation of why you're such a great friend?

Do you really have to ask?

Not these days, but back in 5th and 6th grade, I talked for hours every day with my best friend Kevin, before we drifted apart and he moved to Jersey. The bulk of our conversations was a concept about two brothers and their elemental powers involving the sun and the moon. And we had a lot of fun, just making up stories about time travel and random everyday occurrences. I also remember having a ridiculous cast, with a sister named Megan (we both loved Drake and Josh), two twins with the power of fire and water, and their mother becoming the president of the United States. I believe. We eventually wrote out my sun character, by saying he was the prince of the sun and had to return to lead his people, just so we could focus more on the twins. There were also tales of evil doppelgangers, super-speed, super-stupidity, a musical curse, etc. We called the entire thing "Generation X," and told each other it would have hundreds of episodes. Good times.

I think you're one of the nicest guy that I've ever met. You can be a bit heavy-handed with all the friendship stuff you sprout, but really, that's stuff is legit. Honestly, you and the others are part of what help me keep me going at the end of the day. I don't know whether that is sad or not, to have people you've never met be one of the things keeps you from axing yourself, but I don't care. Talking to you guys, joking with ya, etc.? It's awesome. And you're awesome, for being the one who ties us all together. Never change: you're sweet, you're cool, and you are a true friend.

Both shows are funny, but I'll go with South Park on this one. South Park is more consistently humourous, and the social and political commentary that the "fast-as-lightening" production schedule allows helps with that.

When the world is threatened by the greatest of evils for the fifth time that week, and the regular Avengers are on vacation in the Caribbean, the Twitter Avengers are called upon to deal with the crisis. With the kind-hearted Marc as their leader, the group must defeat the terror, all while learning to true meaning of friendship. (Directed by Hunter, Tomato's pet dog.)

Why are you asking the guy who isn't in a romantic relationship, and likely never will be, due to being such a coward?

Never been on one. Almost went on that dragon coaster over at Rye Playland a few summers ago, but chicken'd-out at the last minute because the way the line was wouldn't have allowed me to be on the same coaster ride as my summer camp group.

Half-and-half. I acknowledge all criticism given to me, but I'll openly admit that I'm usually too stubborn to admit that said criticism is totally valid...until a few hours later, at which point I will usually take it into account and apply it to whatever work of mine has been criticized.

Hmm, what has changed? I don't think the dynamic has really changed all that much, beyond the fact that we're a lot "quieter" at the moment, but I'm assuming that's because of school and work. You're still our idealistic leader, Sarah is still the wise sage, I'm still the nice dude with a R34 fanfic addiction and Nintendo obsession, etc. So no real dramatic changes in the past few months, for better or for worse. And the only upcoming change I can think of is that Tomato will soon be the only one of us still attending high school.

Messy. I can organize my things extremely well, so I rarely lose anything, but I only clean my room once a room. The result is a small bedroom that usually smells like gym socks and a desk covered with random bits of paper and books.

Good for what it is. The idea is solid, but the execution leaves little to be desired. The main problem is that the way you do the whole "flying Xs" thing makes the promo feel kinda drawn out. Found myself losing some interest after the first 10 seconds, sadly. I did watch the entire thing to the end though.

It would be easier to just say "everyone we talk to on Twitter" than to list everyone out. It would be cool not only to talk to you guys face-to-face, but also travel the world together and just awesome shit. Like screw with the Russian Mafia or bring a terrorist organization to its knees.

Yeah, but because I don't have a choice considering how long it takes to get to school and how long I spend in the bathroom contemplating the mysteries of life and alternate endings for books or TV show episodes.

I drew a crapload of buildings and other assorted things when I was younger. As such, I really wanted to be an architect/civil engineer.