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    1. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to SantaJeff 27 Dec 10

      MERY ECKSAMSASAS. ECKSMASS. yur prezzent. *a phone number of a nice lonely sad girl*

      OH MY GOD. THANK YOU.

    2. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to Roahvita 17 Dec 10

      Which poisonous muchrooms taste the best?

      The funny red ones with the white spots.

    3. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to amusingfactss1 9 Dec 10

      Don't worry people i will still send you facts soon. I just gotta take care of school. Expect some facts beginning next week.

      Oh, of course. Thank you very much!

    4. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to amusingfactss1 6 Dec 10

      More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.

      And there are more germs on a public telephone than in a restroom, usually.

    5. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to Karatesaul 3 Dec 10

      With which homestuck character would you ship yourself with?

      An older Jade Harley would be nice to be with. Failing at that, I think death of a saccharine overdose from Nepeta wouldn't be a bad way to go.

    6. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to amusingfactss1 3 Dec 10

      Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

      Oh . . . oh god. That's sad and ironic. :<

    7. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 2 Dec 10

      Will cookies work? I can bring cookies, just name the kind.

      No thanks.

    8. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 2 Dec 10

      I'm not at liberty to share that over such an unsecure site. We'll have to meet in person somewhere. You can see my ID, and then I can measure your penis. It'll work out great!

      I'm afraid I'm unable to trust an organization veiled in such secrecy (or, perhaps, nonexistence) asking me to give away privileged information about myself, what I do and where I go in order to satisfy an unclear agenda of which I have little information. You will have to do better than that to convince me, sir or madam.

    9. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 2 Dec 10

      The UN's equivalent of the CIA. Due to the importance that this organization remain secret, I am not at liberty to disclose our official name.

      May I see your identification?

    10. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 2 Dec 10

      But the world needs to know the relationship! It's crucial to the prevention of human extinction!

      What organization do you represent?

    11. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 2 Dec 10

      Length of penis? I'm doing a study on countries that add no value to the world, in particular how little they contribute to the continuation of the human race. And you're in Canada, so...yeah. Inches, not centimeters. Use the STANDARD AMERICAN units!

      Your flattery will not reveal such confidential information.

    12. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 19 Nov 10

      Shithead.

      Is there anything you can do that's not falling down that reference?

    13. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to Dragoshi 1 Nov 10

      oh jeeze. really small 'net, huh?

      http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/disney/disney_448.gif iiiiit's a small net aaaaaafter all

    14. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 27 Oct 10

      assdick up the kool-aid

      That explains the flavor.

    15. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade 24 Oct 10

      Who was your first crush?

      A very sweet girl from my hometown, when I was . . . what, 10? Never even got so much as a "thank you" from the birthday gift I sent her. :<

    16. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to Hypesicle 24 Oct 10

      Assuming the case of "every guy has his price" If you were broke and someone offered you 10K to fuck a guy, would you? In this case, it wouldn't be filmed, and you wouldn't be getting any diseases, or such.

      Nah. Not interested in guys. Besides, sex for money isn't the sort of thing I'd go in for, y'know? Moral standards.

    17. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to MaknMkan 22 Oct 10

      LOLO ALICE AND DECUS

      I DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO YOU, ALICE

    18. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to MaknMkan 19 Oct 10

      Yo, did you even see me killing ya?

      That scout is a spy.

    19. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to MetaKnit 19 Oct 10

      Why would you claim you are not a shut-in when it is the only option in the frozen waste that is Canada?

      It's not so bad outside. Hollowing out polar bears and sleeping in their intestines makes it bear-able.

    20. Alec Somethingorother
      RacWade responded to MisterPeasley 19 Oct 10

      what is it like being canadian?

      Not bad, not bad. Between being a lumberjack and living in an igloo and eating bacon and drinking maple syrup mixed with powdered milk, it's a fulfilling life.

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