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Diamond thinks he needs to play it cool with his rabidly homosexual audience. He thinks if he is coy his queer following will be whipped into a frenzy like audiences were during his short lived time with legendary queercore band "Salty the Pocketknife". Unfortunately for the Dman he is not aging well. He has become a fat ass, has a hideous terrorist beard, and is ridden with many STD's. As his looks and lack of Zubaz pants deteriorate his queer audience has begun to wane. I feel a new queer icon will soon take his place.
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I think I once saw the Asian Masterbater. I was ass slamming a Screech up against a dumpster when I was hit in the face with a blast of jizz. When I looked to see who had given me that wonderful gift I swear I saw the Asian Masterbater for a mere second. But then he was gone. I'll never truly know.
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I think I would really like to drop ass in Michael "Ponce" Olivers mouth. I would do this from a step ladder so the feces would splatter all over his face.
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I like to eat blocks of cheese to really create a heavy spray. All that dairy really acts as a thickening agent and creates an awesome shit spray!
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Personally I like the red and blue striped Zubaz pants that were associates with the New York Giants. Although not a fan of the Giants I think they also have a patriotic modality while also being amazingly sextastic! I especially I've when a dude wearing the red, white and blue Zubaz have a nice brown wet stain in the ass region. This signals that a nice homoerotic stench will be forthcoming as long as I stay in close proximity to the dude. Once that smell hits I get instant wood and it's game on. Normally this happens at the gym and the steam room or spa will soon become covered in shit, piss, and feces as a few dozen homos go to town on each other!
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I believe I would like to spend a nice long weekend Las Vegas with the Dman as the guest of honor! He would dress up as Liberace in Zubaz of course. We would hit the dumpsters behind the McDonalds on the strip where dozens of rabidly gay fans of Dustins would be waiting. He would be immediately pounced on and his Liberace outfit would be in tatters while dozens of guys cocks were inserted into Diamond mouth, ass, and ears. I of course would join in the fine by firing a shit spray onto the crowd, then pissing on Diamonds head. His jew fro is known to have amazing abilities when it comes to soaking up urine! At the end of the dumpster party I would take him back to our hotel and fire him out the window. I would then hit the sack after a long and fruitful night while Diamond would be laying below on the sidewalk, nude, and covered in piss, jizz and shit! Damn I'm sporting wood just from writing this!
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You want to show you have some class, while not being to flamboyant. I have a 1979 Olds Toranado. It's got plenty of room, leather seats for easy cleanup, and some power in case I run into a Mylo! If I find a good hookup I can pack 6 dudes easily into the Tornado and have a party on wheels!
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Depending on your location it may vary. If you live in a location that has a cold winter then you must head indoors to Truck Stops and Gas Station Bathrooms. Homeless dudes like to keep warm just as much as they like to get buttslammed for a few nickels! In a major city you can try to find the penultimate. A dumpster with a close proximity to a steam grate! I have come across this a few times and the bums use cardboard to re-route the steam into a dumpster. It creates a sauna like atmosphere which is great for buttslamming some homeless dude with no teeth! In warm weather environments homeless dudes tend to stick to dumpsters, or little tucked away coves near dumpsters where they can rest in between having hot manlove!
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Rest stops used to be the way to go, but unfortunately that became public knowledge and good rest stops are few and far between. Some gas station bathrooms can be pretty wild scenes with dudes shitting all over each other while dozens of Mr. Beldings and Screech's go to town on each other. This normally occurs during the winter months when it's to cold to hit the dumpsters. Dumpsters behind Taco Bell's are by far the greatest scene. First you have a ready supply of greasy mexican food for that full on Slater experience. Most are open late which allows for for some serious party's. I've been to Taco Bell dumpster parties where literally hundreds of dudes in all kinds of outfits were all butt-slamming each other. By the end of the night the dumpster and parking lot was covered in rancid shit and piss. It was pretty hot.
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A hook nosed rim goblin who enjoys wearing Zubaz. I prefer a birdchested rim goblin who I could take massive dumps on while he tongued my ass.
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My greatest fantasy would be that I would be at a truck stop, rest-stop, or dumpster party and would see a dude with a jew-fro and Zubaz. I would then hear "Zoinks" and realize that Dustin "Screech" Diamond was in the house. He would be pounced upon immediately and coated in shit sprays while dudes pounded his ass.
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My dream date with Dustin Diamond would involve me meeting him at a high class dumpster. Preferably behind a Dunkin Donuts, or a Taco Bell. I would have filled up on Taco Bell and Mountain Dew beforehand and the moment Diamond arrived I would immediately give him a diharrea spray. This would coat his jew-fro, hook nose, and Zubaz. I would then rip off his Zubaz, and fart in his face. Before going to town I would wipe my ass with his jew-fro as I like to keep my ass clean! I believe I would then ass-slam him, hopefully at that time a friend of mine would pop out from a hiding spot and begin whipping Diamonds nuts with a car antenna. This sounds Uber hot!!!
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Yes. I shake my ass in assless chaps!
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Dustin Diamond is completely overrated as an athlete. While working at the Malibu Sands Beach Club he was on the volleyball team but was a total failure.
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I spend much of my day perusing http://z12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx
which contains a plethora of spank material related to uber queer icon Dustin Diamond.
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ROCCO
Greenwich, CT
ROCCO’s Bio
My name is Rocco and I'm a raging queer fan of legendary actor Dustin Diamond. I enjoy hitting rest-stops and truck-stops for some sweet man-love!
