I suppose I missed it as well. I was wondering why mother was in such a foul mood.

You seem a bit too emotionally involved in our brotherly relationship or lack thereof. I can only imagine why....

My deep burning hatred for you.

Do I look comatose to you? But I have nothing 'going' with Professor McGonagall....I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.

I hate you. I loathe everything about you.

W-what?

That time I kicked that baby....but the memory is kind of hazy....hmm.

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What a muggle.

I charge extra for kidnap fantasies.

Professor McGonagall.

I don't see why it would be any different. You'd still be a traitor and I'd still have better hygiene.

Well actually...yes. Yes I do. I wonder whose fault that is.....

I told Professor McGonagall...but I don't think she heard me. I just can't stop thinking about her! Those big brown eyes, her stern yet reassuring voice...

If they're gay and they want to be obnoxious about it.....