I don't know why I made one, and I don't know why I'm keeping them.

Apologize, tell me what they were apologizing for, explain themselves. Unless they did something to break my trust, then they're fucked.

Because trust is almost impossible to reform when it comes to me.

Ron Paul won't have a chance. This is a dance between Romney and Obama, and for the sake of myself and a lot of people I know, I'm voting Obama.

go away.

goodnight.

there's chocolate in the fridge.

i was hoping you'd kidnap a dentist.

*ends scratchies*

i sleep. goodnight.

because it involves blood and gore and we all know how squeamish you are.

oh. nevermind, then. you probably wouldnt enjoy it anyway.

you've seen saw three, right?

i am giving you scratchies.

i'm going to assume you're not going to fuck with my head and pull a 'button' ending on me.

who would i be to stop you? so long as youre not butchering anyone i care about.

... who said i was upset?

iunno. and no, when you're in the picture, i can't be optimistic. you're too many negative things piled up. i'm better off expecting jules to stop thinking about getting tail than getting you to stop thinking about carving someone up.

you're probably doing it right now, with another self.

'course not. trombones don't make good solo instruments. it's why they rarely get a solo, unless it's jazz.

and i rarely know you to do anything other than use people. you are a sociopath first, and a solipsist second. i don't actual exist, in your eyes. maybe i don't.

*is a fatass, can handle this. also, doesn't stop petting, is used to this. has always owned many cats.*

i know you wouldn't. i have too much to offer you in terms of things that actually please you, such as things that contain sugar, I can play the trombone, and this, I give you affection- that, and i am probably entertaining.

i had a feeling. *tuuugs down into lap, proceeds with copious amounts of pettings.*

we are, it's just always a note of concern when an author gets a certain quilled beast in their inbox.

i watch too much leverage. had a dream about it last night.

my friend dani has the best joke in the world but it's better when she actually SAYS it. in a joisy accent.