Probably.

This is literally the worst question ever invented.

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Okay.

Aww, who is this? :)

I WONDER WHO THIS IS.

Your butt is like a face.

Does my hair look/smell/taste like noodles? Aww. :')

You big sweetie. ♥

Greetings.

LIES.

Are you saying I'm fat?

Anonymous bastard.

Because I have no life.

I like to think so.

I like being the promotions manager of friends who like making music mixes ~of sorts~

BOOM. http://soundcloud.com/danyon/tracks

Outside.

I have no idea how to respond to this. I feel this ~question?~ of yours is invalid as I have no idea who you are right now, and none of this changes the fact that you, or anyone else, are/is not going to the ball with me as my date because no one with a name seems to want me as their date. I see the sense in their thought processes. I wouldn't want me as a date either.

One thing troubles me, though... Why, for any apparent reason, would it be super awkward? Are you worried I'll be taller than you or something? ;D

I read this as "Who do you like to do..." because, as it is, that's what I like to do.

Worthy of repeat stabs in the throat. MY THROAT.

Yeah.

Christopher Wolstenholme.

Saving the world one bassline at a time.