What do you say, May?

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    1. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck 11 Jul 11

      Hey, everyone, go hit on Inflatabelle! It's a dare.

      I'd rather take the "truth" option.

    2. Steelbeak
      AgentSteelbeak responded to Quackerjack 11 Jul 11

      Been gay, huh? How long has Agent Mallard there been a poof too? It's just OH so nice to see more and more people embrase how FABUOLUS they are! Hehehehahaha!

      *grins* Ooooooooh I knew it alll along. De ones dat try to hide it de most send my gaydar pingin' to de core!

    3. Steelbeak
      AgentSteelbeak responded to kidspider2099 26 Jun 11

      what is the worst movie you ever sat thru?

      De 50 second clip of Ammonia Pine naked dat I was forced to watch as punishment. *shudders*

    4. Malicia MaCawber
      Malicia responded to AgentMallard 26 Jun 11

      Actually, I recall the sedation of Negaduck being my idea, conjured during our conversation. That purple-clad 'hero' once again feels the need to earn some recognition.

      Well, I clearly had thought of it first and you just read my mind. It was MY idea. MINE MINE MINE.

    5. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Inflatabelle 26 Jun 11

      Oh I would NEVR want ta know you in any way! Someone that wears a woman's hat can't be that good anyway.

      Hey, I get off easy. If all I've got is a 'womanly' hat, while your ugly face and body are a manly mess.

    6. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Electrivy 25 Jun 11

      come closer and i'll electrify you.

      Sounds kinky.

    7. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Quackerjack 25 Jun 11

      Negsy! You're...you're...aww, pooh. I miss the fun you already. So, just to clarify....No more poetry revolving love, your rear, and squids, huh? Oh the beautiful OTHER!Negaduck, I will miss you so! Sniffle.

      .....I'm not even going to ask.

    8. Darkwing Duck
      DarkwingxDuck responded to Negaduck 25 Jun 11

      There are friggin' BEES all over me. Had to take off all my clothes. Just had to get rid of those goddamned bees.

      GAH! Not perfect! NOT PERFECT! Put something on! Uh... Here. Try this. It's, uh, *snicker* bee-proof.

    9. Launchpad McQuack
      LPMcQuack responded to Negaduck 25 Jun 11

      Alllllright I... dunnnoooo what Dipwing put in mah drink buuut it won't stop me from....uh... from.. whatever I was gonna do and HOLY SHIT TRIPLE RAINBOW. TAKE COVER.

      A triple rainbow? Neat! Wait... Why are you talking about triple rainbows? You're... well... you're the last guy I'd think of who would talk about rainbows.

    10. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Aminater 24 Jun 11

      I think I need to confess....NegaDuck, my love for burns over a thousand suns. *glomps before quickly moving and gives you a meat-pizza sandwich*

      Did I just lose my virginity?

    11. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to WoodwardHooter 24 Jun 11

      Can I borrow Betsy?

      HOW DARE YOU. She is not some sort of WHORE that just gets passed around to every psychopath who wants a go with her.

    12. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to negalaunchpad 24 Jun 11

      Uh...thanks? Now I want cereal. Shit, there's a Bee Lord?

      In the HIVE of course. Can't you see it? It's right up there, in the sky.

    13. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Talathia 24 Jun 11

      You never know. Megavolt might teach her to turn against you one day when she becomes a teenager.

      WHAT?!... She is NOT underage!

    14. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Pintail 24 Jun 11

      Yes, and Jesus is here also... hand me the Squid... and the hat.

      The hat has to be abolished in order to appease that motherfucking Bee Lord. Did you NOT see him? Why is Jesus not battling that thing?

    15. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to AgentSteelbeak 24 Jun 11

      *frowns* I t'ink she went dataway.

      Heeeere Betsy, Betsy, Betsy...

    16. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to JaelleByrrd 24 Jun 11

      *stops whacking abruptly, with a puzzled expression* W-Who's Betsy?

      My one true love of course! She can slice and dice anything... flesh, bone, sandwich.

    17. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to xShadowMagex 24 Jun 11

      *Points to my head* This... is your brain. *Summons my Keyblade* This is a dose of the drugs you've been taking. This is your brain when you first used them. *Whacks you on the head with my Keyblade* And this... is what your body goes through.

      Why is my brain in YOUR head?! Shit.

    18. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to negalaunchpad 24 Jun 11

      Uh...no. Don't worry boss, I'll stop it! No stupid bee is going to take your universe!

      Thank you... soooo much. My special, special, little leprechaun friend.

    19. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Quackerjack 24 Jun 11

      Siiiiigh, no one has EVER said such sweet romantic words to me before. say some more, Negsy, say some moooooore. <3 <3 <3

      Love is like a ripened squid
      It stinks with limp appendages
      You scratch the rash that's on my ass
      The itch only love can surpass

    20. Neg A. Duck
      Negaduck responded to Pintail 24 Jun 11

      Becaaaaause... eh... Jesus is a lazy latino? Aaaand.. and he won't help until AttackSquid and I have catches a huge flying badger from the red sea... So... I kinda need to borrow him?

      FINE. But bring him right back afterward. I need his help with these motherfucking bees on this motherfucking rainbow.

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