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    1. David Gascon
      Qball64 responded to BDolla 27 Feb 10

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY

      thanks! :D

    2. David Gascon
      Qball64 15 Feb 10

      why won't you do my hw? I already did the problem, but why not. I bet you can't even do it.

      i just want to cause it seems pointless
      why solve a pointless problem?
      ya i feel like a downer right now.

    3. David Gascon
      Qball64 13 Feb 10

      How does one create a recursive function in the program Matlab that can take inputs, price of item and amount given, to produce an output that consists of an array of the change that should be given in US currency? PS this is a problem I have for hw

      well im not going to do your homework for you...
      tsk tsk

    4. David Gascon
      Qball64 6 Feb 10

      BIRD IS THE WORD BIRD IS TEH WORD

      again?
      i bet this is justin

    5. David Gascon
      Qball64 6 Feb 10

      How much could a wood chuck chuck if CHICKEN?!!!!

      depends on how big and how hungry that wood chuck is.

    6. David Gascon
      Qball64 6 Feb 10

      what is the meaning of life?

      whatever you make it to be for yourself

    7. David Gascon
      Qball64 6 Feb 10

      why is the grass always greener on the otherside?

      well with that attitude it will always be that way, you dont have to go to the other side, you just have too look hard enough and you will find greener grass on your side....

    8. David Gascon
      Qball64 responded to DcHydra 30 Jan 10

      Really David? REALLY!!

      its important to know to answer your question :D

    9. David Gascon
      Qball64 responded to DcHydra 30 Jan 10

      What three items would you bring with you if you were left on a tropical deserted island for a week.?.

      how big is the island?

    10. David Gascon
      Qball64 28 Jan 10

      man.. a brawl tournament sure sounds good..

      who is this?
      brandon?

    11. David Gascon
      Qball64 28 Jan 10

      I'm sorry, but you can't ignore the penguin because he has a leaf blower, which makes him annoying. Now do you help him mow lawns or do you help him run for presidents with a grass-roots campaign only to be beaten by a polar bear with corporate money?

      how about i just tranq him instead and send him back to his home and we forget the whole thing :D

    12. David Gascon
      Qball64 28 Jan 10

      Alright, so you now have a penguin, but he is $2,000,000.00 in debt due to his addiction to gambling and for some reason you decide to help him pay it off. what do you do to help him pay it off assuming he's been blacklisted from baseball?

      well I've decided i wont help him now

    13. David Gascon
      Qball64 27 Jan 10

      Ok, so you have successfully citrused the potato eaters, but your ostrich got scared and accidentally exploded. Do you replace it with a horny manatee or a depressed gila monster?

      lol ummm
      well the manatee would be no use to me case it needs to be in the water and the Gila monster wont do much so i think ill just go back to the penguin

    14. David Gascon
      Qball64 27 Jan 10

      I have a friend with the same last name as you. Your picture is kind of really lame, sorry.

      i dont care what you think about it
      i like my picture
      and this other friend is probably one of my parents or both

    15. David Gascon
      Qball64 responded to DcHydra 27 Jan 10

      Stop answering questions with more questions...I tried to be as detailed as possible and you go and ruin it. >:(

      haha im sorry i was having fun with it

    16. David Gascon
      Qball64 27 Jan 10

      Ok, so you are given 42 pounds of oranges which you decide to throw at people eating potatoes. Do you bring with you a penguin, known for their pitching abilities or an ostrich, which is a 3rd baseman for the Toronto Bluejays?

      i would probably bring the ostrich he could carry the 42 pounds of oranges a lot easier than the penguin could. I'm not going to carry them.....

      and i don't have anything against potato eaters
      why am i throwing oranges at them? that's child's play. you gotta give them a taste of there own medicine and get yourself a potato gun and then we will have fun. :D

    17. David Gascon
      Qball64 27 Jan 10

      Your wake up in a room made of concrete. The walls and ceiling are 3 ft thick in all directions. You figure the room was built around you. The only thing in the room are a wood bench and a mirror on the wall. How do you get out? PS: This is a riddle.

      so what is the ground made of?
      is it dirt?wood?stone?what?
      and i dont think i would wake up/stay alive very long in that room because theres no oxygen or very little. and also how do i know there is a bench and a mirror in that room?
      who told me?

    18. David Gascon
      Qball64 26 Jan 10

      Bird.......is......the...word!!!!!!!!!!!

      ehhhhhh.....

    19. David Gascon
      Qball64 26 Jan 10

      the room is cement no windows u have a helmet and a gun for the fuck of it hitler is secretly alive and the black guy is gay so that explains y he wants u ur a jew because well u just r and ya so shoot the black guy or hitler one rapes u one kills u ???

      so if the room is cement and there are no windows how are we breathing?
      and how did i get in there if there is no entrance?
      unless there is and you just didn't tell me.
      and why am i trapped in a room with them?

    20. David Gascon
      Qball64 26 Jan 10

      sooooooo if i offered u a peanut would u take it or not i need to know if i can offer u a peanut or not (.)(.)

      umm sure i guess.....

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